The Philistine : $b a periodical for peculiar persons (Vol. III, No. 1, June 1896)Various
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The Philistine : $b a periodical for peculiar persons (Vol. III, No. 1, June 1896)
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American literature -- Periodicals; American periodicals; Society of the Philistines (East Aurora, N.Y.) -- Periodicals
But I waive my belief in this matter for the time. I will assume that
they become more refined and moral persons, and that idleness is in
future to be the mother of all good. But observe, I repeat, the power
of your machine is only in enabling them to be idle. It will not enable
them to live better than they did before, nor to live in greater numbers.
Get your heads quite clear on this matter. Out of so much ground, only
so much living is to be got, with or without machinery. You may set a
million of steam-ploughs to work on an acre, if you like—out of that
acre only a given number of grains of corn will grow, scratch or score
it as you will. So that the question is not at all whether, by having
more machines, more of you can live. No machine will increase the
possibilities of life. It only increases the possibilities of idleness.
Suppose, for instance, you could get the oxen on your plough driven
by a goblin, who would ask for no pay, not even his beer,—well, your
furrow will take no more seeds than if you had held the stilts yourself.
But, instead of holding them, you sit, I presume, on a bank beside the
field, under an eglantine—watch the goblin at his work, and read poetry.
Meantime, your wife in the house has also got a goblin to weave and wash
for her; and she is lying on the sofa, revelling in Stephen Crane’s lines.
Now, as I said, I don’t believe you would be happier so, but I am willing
to believe it; only, since you are already such brave machinists, show
me at least one or two places where you are happier. Let me see one
small example of approach to this seraphic condition. I can show you
examples, millions of them, of happy people made happy by their own
industry. Farm after farm I can show you in Bavaria, Switzerland, the
Tyrol, and such other places, where men and women are perfectly happy
and good, without any iron servants. Show me, therefore, some Kansas or
Ohio family happier than these. Or bring me—for I am not inconvincible
by any kind of evidence—bring me the testimony of an Illinois family or
two to their increased felicity. Or if you cannot do so much as that, can
you convince even themselves of it? They are perhaps happy, if only they
knew how happy they were. Virgil thought so, long ago, of simple rustics;
but at present your steam-propelled rustics are crying out that they are
anything else than happy, and that they regard their boasted progress “in
the light of a monstrous Sham.”
There are three Material things, not only useful, but essential to Life.
No one knows how to live till he has got them.
These are, Pure Air, Water and Earth.
There are three Immaterial things, not only useful, but essential to
Life. No one knows how to live till he has got them also.
These are, Admiration, Hope and Love.
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