The Philistine : $b a periodical of protest (Vol. I, No. 2, July 1895)Various
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The Philistine : $b a periodical of protest (Vol. I, No. 2, July 1895)
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American literature -- Periodicals; American periodicals; Society of the Philistines (East Aurora, N.Y.) -- Periodicals
By Mark Nye Bunner. In twelve pills and two boxes. In plain
pasteboard boxes, $1.00 per box. In gilt edge boxes, uncut,
$2.00 per box. By all means the strongest work of this popular
condenser. It is not too much to say that there is more giggle
in each pill than can be found in any similar work. And the
fit at the end—well, it is wholly indescribable. Long Greens &
Co., Literary Dispensatory, Chicago and London. Sent prepaid by
telepath, on receipt of price.
A FEW CRITICISMS.
_Washington Roast_: “Not a dull pill in the box.”
_New York Rostrum_: “Very clever. After taking one pill, the
reader cannot put down the box until he has taken all its
contents.”
_Chicago Between-Seas_: “Cannot contain our disgust. Tried to
digest the contents of these boxes, but threw up the job after
taking one pill.”
_New Orleans Pickatune_: “The pills lead gently and pleasantly
up to the final mystery when the Fit clears everything up in a
very sensational manner. More such pills would have a highly
beneficial effect upon modern literature.”
HERBERT L. BAKER.
AN INTERVIEW WITH THE DEVIL.
It is only during inclement weather that writers who cannot command
the oracular and prophetic freedom, which is the proud possession of
the morning and evening journals, can hope to gain even the smallest
audience; for the masses are more hungry for facts which lie, than for
the truth, or even those fine fantasies that afford us some surcease of
wide-open eyed sorrow. If this paper is ever read at all, it should be
read in gloomy weather. Indeed, it is intended to be read on a gray day,
as it was written on a wild night. Only very robust imaginations feel
the fascination or the eternal questions of life and death in the wide
ample world of broad, white sunlight; for their animal spirits get the
better of their reason. In rainy weather we writers flatten our noses
against the panes of strange windows, lost to all sense of propriety, in
the wild hope that some one within is reading one of our amusing works.
In the case of the present writer, however, it is all proper to say that
he has suffered disillusionment so often that he has espoused a chill
dignity, and sits at home and reads his own works in a spirit of grim
appreciation. Indeed, accepting the appalling vacuity of the million
noisy heads as an incurable fact—a fact that should chasten the vanity
of those whose hopes and ambitions and thought are borne and blown hither
and thither, like puff-balls upon the acclaiming wind of ten thousand
pairs of lungs—it may be said with perfect propriety that it is nothing
less than impertinence for any writer, who aims to rise above the biting
lechery of the common imaginations, to expect to find readers under clear
skies. Even the midsummer sun, which is surely innocent of any such evil
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