The Philistine : $b a periodical of protest (Vol. I, No. 4, September 1895)Various
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The Philistine : $b a periodical of protest (Vol. I, No. 4, September 1895)
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The gentlemen were to be in the parquette. When the ladies appeared on
the stage, at the word “Go” from De June, the sixteen men were to make a
rush for the stage and each seize his future wife. All after the manner
of the Romans who captured the Sabine women—and I guess the Roman Nation
is not to be sneezed at! Cæsar, Antony, Brutus and all the rest of those
honorable men were products of just such marriages.
The rush was made—the women screamed, some fainted, but each man held
his prize. The electric lights were turned off, the audience got out as
best it could. Then the doors were locked, the curtain dropped and Signor
De June stepped forward and in gentle words assured the sixteen ladies
that no harm should come to them. All had been arranged for the best.
They must be good honest wives, and the men must be good honest husbands,
and Mr. Hunks, being a Justice of the Peace, declared them all man and
wife—that is sixteen wives and sixteen husbands.
The women, it must be confessed, had grown a trifle weary of the De June
Idyllic Plan; and in the good old-fashioned womanly way, oft in the night
season, each had confessed in her own heart, that one loving husband for
each woman was what Nature intended. So they accepted the situation,
and each began to use those winning ways that Herbert Spencer says are
woman’s weapons: woman conquers through her intuition.
At a word from De June the women repaired to their dressing rooms and
soon appeared in customary feminine attire. This time the ladies had to
pick their mates, for the change in dress greatly mystified the hirsute
miners. There was a slight scramble among the ladies when three of them
selected the same man, but the Signor soon brought order out of chaos.
This scene, which occurs in chapter XXXIII, is quite dramatic.
All being amicably settled De June gave each woman a chaste kiss on the
cheek, shook hands with the grateful miners and went sorrowfully back
(with his $3,200.00) to the hotel where his Mary Jane sat up awaiting him.
That night Mr. Hunks and his wife left for Chicago. There he went into
real estate and was very successful. Having resolved to face his fate,
he treated Mary Jane as gently as he could and she repaid it all in
kindness. So things were really not so bad as the Signor had imagined.
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