The Philosophy of Beards: A Lecture Physiological, Artistic & HistoricalGowing, Thomas S.
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The Philosophy of Beards: A Lecture Physiological, Artistic & Historical
Gowing, Thomas S.
Beards
In mourning, the Persians shave themselves; and Herodotus relates one
instance when they also cropped the manes and tails of their horses in
honor of their leader Mardonius.
One wiseacre of a Sultan is said to have shaved his Beard, saying “his
councillors should never lead him by it, as they had done his
forefathers!” forgetting that he had still left them the convenient
handle of his nose—by which, as you know, ladies and gentlemen, people
have been led from time immemorial. Let me hope, therefore, no one will
cite this as an historical precedent for shaving.
He was fortunately succeeded by wiser men, and the Sultan is yet
distinguished by a goodly Beard:[8] as is also the Shah of Persia, and
all the Arabs and their Chiefs.
Footnote 8:
It used to be considered one of the almost impossible feats of
Chivalry to pluck a hair from the Sultan’s Beard.—(May the Russians
find it quite so!) The romance of Oberon is founded on this notion,
and Shakspeare makes Benedict say in a spirit of bravado, “I’ll fetch
you a hair off the great Cham’s Beard.” (_i.e._ Khan of Tartary’s
Beard.)
GREEKS.
The ancient Greeks were world-famous for their Beards. All Homer’s
heroes are bearded, and Nestor the Sage is described as stroking his as
a graceful prelusion to an oration. Saturn, Jupiter, Neptune, Pluto,
Mars, Vulcan, Mercury, are represented with Beards. Apollo is without,
as an emblem of perpetual youth. Hercules and the demigods are also well
furnished. And Æsculapius the God of Health,—significant fact!—is most
abundantly endowed. The mother of Achilles, when supplicating Jupiter,
touches his Beard with one hand, with the other his knee.
As might be supposed from their hardy characteristics, the Spartans
especially cherished the Beard. When one Nicander was asked why? he
replied, “because we esteem it the ornament that preeminently
distinguishes man.” It being demanded of another why he wore so _long_ a
Beard? his noble reply was, “Since it is grown white, it incessantly
reminds me not to dishonor my old age.”[9] Plutarch, after mentioning
the bushy hair and Beard of the Spartan commander Lysander, says, “that
Lycurgus was of opinion that abundance of hair and Beard made those who
were fair, more so, and those who were ugly, more terrible to their
enemies.” Regarding shaving as a mark of slavish servitude, they
compelled their chief magistrates to shave their upper lips during their
term of office, to remind them that though administrators of the laws,
they were still subject to them.
Footnote 9:
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