They seen somethin’ was wrong, and Mrs. Schreiber got the robe away
before they found me—they said my control was too strong—and some said I
was drunk. I did get drunk, too, crazy drunk, next day—and when I come
round Mrs. Schreiber tried to do cabinet work with me on the front
seat—and there I seen _her_—in her corner—just like she used to sit—and
I never went back.
But a man has got to eat, and when my money was gone, and I wasn’t so
scared as I was at first, I tried to do test seances, sayin’ to myself
maybe she wouldn’t mind that—and the first article I took up, there she
was in the second row, holdin’—oh, I couldn’t get away of it—holdin’ a
locket just like she done the first night I seen her.
Then I knew I’d have to quit, and I hid from the circle—they wanted me
because Mrs. Schreiber couldn’t make it go. I slept in the Salvation
Army shelter, so as not to be alone, and she let me be for a while.
But to-day I seen a party in the street that I used to give tests to,
and he said he’d give me two bits to tell him about his mine—and I was
so broke and hungry, I give it a trial and—there _She_ was—in the shadow
by the bootblack awnin’—just lookin’ and lookin’!
* * * * *
The little medium broke off with a tremor that made the glasses shake.
CHAPTER IV
ADMEH DRAKE
“I expeck yer cut off yer own nose, all right,” said Coffee John. “If
the sperits of the dead do return, an’ I was to come along with ’em, it
seems to me I’d plye Mrs. ’Iggin’s gyme, an’ run abart a million o’
shyster ghost-raisers art o’ business in this city. I see their notices
in the dyly pypers, an’ it feerly mykes a man sick. The more you show
’em up, the more the people come to be gulled. ’Uman nychur is certingly
rum. Lord love yer, I’ve been to ’em, an’ I’ve been told my nyme was
Peter, wa’nt it? an’ if not Peter, Hennery; an’ didn’t I ’ave a
gryte-gran’father wot died? So I did, an’ I’m jolly glad ’e ain’t lived
to be a hundred an’ forty neither! W’y is it thet the sperit of a decent
Gawd-fearink woman wants to get familiar with a bloke wot wipes ’is nose
on ’is arm-sleeve an’ chews terbacker? It’s agin reason an’ nature, an’
I don’t go a cent on it. It’s enough to myke a man commit murder coupled
with improper lengwidge!”
He turned to the third man, who had made no comments on the stories.
“You’re one as ’as loved an’ lost,” he said. “Yer look like one as is a
lion with men an’ a bloomin’ mouse with women. You don’t cyre w’ether
school keeps or not, you don’t, an’ I’m wonderin’ why. I don’t just like
yer turnin’ yer back on Dewey, though plenty o’ Spanishers ’ave felt the
syme wye. Yer gort a fist as could grip a gun-stock, an’ an eye wot
ain’t afryde to look a man in the fyce, if yer do keep ’em behind specs.
If yer can give a good reason for turnin’ Dewey to the wall, nar’s the
charnce!”
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