The Piccadilly Puzzle: A Mysterious StoryHume, Fergus
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The Piccadilly Puzzle: A Mysterious Story
Hume, Fergus
Detective and mystery stories; Piccadilly (London, England) -- Fiction
"Not much," said Flip coolly, "but I don't mind a 'am san'wich."
Dowker cast a sharp glance at the ragged little figure walking beside
him.
"Where have you been getting money?" he asked.
"My h'eye, it's a rigler game," said Flip, rubbing his grimy hands
together, as they turned into a ham and beef shop, "I'll tell yer
all--'am I'll 'ave, an' bread."
Being supplied with these luxuries at the expense of Dowker, Flip
stuffed his mouth with a liberal portion and then began to talk.
"Larst Monday," he began.
"Ha," said Dowker, suddenly recollecting the date of the murder,
"yesterday?"
"No, the Monday afore," said Flip, "it were at nite, h'awful foggy, my
h'eye, a rigler corker it were. I was as 'ungry as a bloomin' tyke an'
couldn't find you nohow, so h'up I goes to Soho to see h'old Jem Mux,
you know's 'im, guv'nor, the cove as keeps the 'Pink 'Un.'"
"Yes, the sporting pub," replied Dowker.
"Same game," said Flip, "'e gives me sumat to eat when I arsks it, so
I goes h'up to cadge some wictuals, I gits cold meat, my h'eye, prime,
an' bread an' beer, so when I 'ad copped the grub, I was a-gittin'
away h'out of the bar when a swell cove comes in--lor' what a
swell--fur coat an' a shiny 'at. Ses 'e to the gal, ses 'e, 'Is that
'ere sparrin' comin' ort this evenin'?' 'Yes, says she, 'in the
drorin'-room.' 'Right you h'are,' ses 'e, 'I want to see it afore I
leave Hengland. I was a-goin' down to my yotsh,' ses 'e, but I'll put
it orf till to-morrow as I wants to see this set to,' then 'e twigs me
an' ses 'e, 'Are you cold?' 'Yes,' ses I. ''Ungry?' 'Not much,' ses I.
''Ere's some tin for you, you pore little devil,' an' I'm blessed if
'e didn't tip me a sov, so I've bin livin' like a dook on it since I
sawr you--nice game, ain't it, guv'nor?"
During this recital Dowker had not paid much attention till Flip spoke
of the yacht, then he suddenly pricked up his ears, for it dawned on
him that this unknown benefactor of Flip's might possibly be Lord
Calliston.
"Monday night he was going out of town," murmured Dowker, "but he was
always a sporting blade, so perhaps he stopped for this fight and then
went down next morning. I wonder where he met Lady Balscombe. Ah,
well, it's nothing to do with the murder at all events; but I'd like
to know if he really did leave town on the night."
Then he turned to Flip.
"Did the swell see Jem Mux?" he asked sharply.
"Rather," said Flip, "an' Jem 'e called 'im my lord, so 'e must 'ave
been a bloomin' blindin' toff."
"My lord," repeated Dowker thoughtfully. "Oh! no doubt it was Lord
Calliston. I wonder if he's had anything to do with the death of his
mistress, it's curious if he stopped in town all night that he didn't
go back to his chambers. About what time was this?" he asked aloud.
"About nine," said Flip promptly, "or harf-parst."
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