The Piccadilly Puzzle: A Mysterious Story — John Shaqi
The Piccadilly Puzzle: A Mysterious StoryHume, Fergus
Philosophy
The Piccadilly Puzzle: A Mysterious Story
Hume, Fergus
Detective and mystery stories; Piccadilly (London, England) -- Fiction
"Hash" was a weekly paper, owned by one American, edited by another,
and conducted on strictly American principles. It mostly consisted of
sharp, incisive paragraphs, strongly epigrammatic in their
phraseology, and attention was drawn to these by startling sensational
headings. The staff of this journal comprised two men besides the
editor, and there was a good deal of paste and scissors work in
connection with the production of a number. As to the name _Hash_, it
requires some explanation.
The word "hash" is used in America to designate a certain dish much in
favour with lodging-house keepers in the land of the free, wherein all
the unconsidered trifles left over from the six dinners of the week
are made into a savoury stew to serve for the seventh, and, being
highly spiced and deftly concocted, is apt to deceive an inexperienced
novice in lodging-house cookery, inasmuch as he deems it a dish formed
of new ingredients, a mistaken view, as can be seen from the foregoing
explanation.
The proprietor of _Hash_, therefore, did in a literary sense that
which is often done in a culinary one, for, by stealing items of news
from other sources and making them into spicy little paragraphs, he
succeeded in producing a very readable paper, much in favour with
Londoners.
If there was any new scandal, or shocking occurrence, _Hash_ was sure
to have a bright and witty description of it, and consequently sold
capitally. It was in this paper that the following items of interest
were told to the public a week after the discovery of the body in
Jermyn Street:
"HIGH JINKS IN HIGH LIFE.
"They're at it again. When will the British aristocracy learn that
they must not covet their neighbour's wife? Another elopement has
taken place, which will, doubtless, end as usual in the Divorce Court.
Same old game.
"Last Monday Lady B---- left her home and went off with Lord C---- an
intimate friend of the lady's husband. It generally is the intimate
friend who is on the racket.
"The guilty couple have sailed in a yacht for foreign climes, and the
indignant husband, Sir R---- B---- is inquiring for their whereabouts.
If he calls at our office, we will lend him articles of warfare, and
do our best to put him on the track. There is nothing new or original
about this comedy--they all do it. It's getting a trifle monotonous,
and we should suggest something new in the elopement line--a
mother-in-law, for instance. Good old mother-in-law!
"When the pursuing husband comes up with the flying lovers, we will
give a report of the inquest."
In the same number of _Hash_ a longer article appeared, headed:
THE PICCADILLY PUZZLE.
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