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The bartender went back to his other customers, and the trio raised
their glasses. Jimmy's new found friends were teaching him how to make
a toast.
"Here's to heart trouble," Grundy said, "thank Grandfather I didn't get
cancer!"
"Tha's the boy. Drink her down.... Bottoms up...." Bowdler put his hand
over his mouth. "Mus' 'pologize," he said, "reelize don't know you well
enough to talk that way. Ve'y sorry, ole man."
Comstock gagged again, but this time not from the drink, but as a
conditioned reflex. At that moment he could again taste the soap his
mother had used to wash out his mouth that time when he was but a lad
of twenty-nine, and he had slipped and said something about the b....m
of a well. The drink helped to wash out the long enduring soap taste.
"Yeah," Grundy was saying. "I don't care how drunk a man gets, a
gentleman never uses dirty words."
"You're righ' ole pal, ole pal. I'm sorry...." Bowdler hung his head in
shame. As though to change the subject he picked up his pornographic
pictures and looked through them lovingly. At last, pausing over one
that Thompson could see showed a man and woman in the last stages of
reckless abandon, (they were holding hands) Bowdler said, "Y'know if I
din' like gettin' drunk so much I'd be sorry I din't have tuberculosis
so I could pose for feelthy pix like these."
"Y'know," Grundy had his arm wrapped lovingly around Jimmy's neck by
now and they were on their second set of corpse revivers, "y' know I've
known fallen women who told me they were kina glad they had diabetes.
Don't seem possible, does it?"
"No." Jimmy's face was set sternly. "I cannot imagine snuch a ting. I
mean I cannot magine uch a sting...." He rubbed his mouth. It felt a
little strange.
Bowdler ordered another round. Nearby a particularly abandoned looking
woman who must have been in the last stages of coronary thrombosis if
the amount of liquor she had imbibed was any indication, waved to Jimmy.
He turned his head away quickly, hoping no one else had seen what the
woman did. He was instantly sorry he had done so for suddenly the room
swirled.
When it stopped, he turned to Grundy and said, "Shay, how offen doesa
room do that?"
"Do what?" Grundy asked, his mouth slack.
"How offen do they make it go roun' and roun' like that?"
Evidently he had said something highly amusing for his new friends went
off in gales of laughter. They had to whack each other on the back
before they could make their giggles subside.
Grundy said, finally, "If you think this room is movin' wait'll you see
your bedroom move tomorrow morning!" Then he and Bowdler went off into
helpless laughter again.
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