The Plattner Story, and OthersWells, H. G. (Herbert George)
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The Plattner Story, and Others
Wells, H. G. (Herbert George)
Great Britain -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Science fiction; Short stories, English
An interval of five years elapsed. Again it was a Sunday afternoon
in October, and again Mr. Coombes walked through the pinewood beyond
the canal. He was still the same dark-eyed, black-moustached little
man that he was at the outset of the story, but his double chin was
now scarcely so illusory as it had been. His overcoat was new, with a
velvet lapel, and a stylish collar with turn-down corners, free of any
coarse starchiness, had replaced the original all-round article. His
hat was glossy, his gloves newish--though one finger had split and been
carefully mended. And a casual observer would have noticed about him a
certain rectitude of bearing, a certain erectness of head that marks
the man who thinks well of himself. He was a master now, with three
assistants. Beside him walked a larger sunburnt parody of himself, his
brother Tom, just back from Australia. They were recapitulating their
early struggles, and Mr. Coombes had just been making a financial
statement.
"It's a very nice little business, Jim," said brother Tom. "In these
days of competition you're jolly lucky to have worked it up so. And
you're jolly lucky, too, to have a wife who's willing to help like
yours does."
"Between ourselves," said Mr. Coombes, "it wasn't always so. It wasn't
always like this. To begin with, the missus was a bit giddy. Girls are
funny creatures."
"Dear me!"
"Yes. You'd hardly think it, but she was downright extravagant, and
always having slaps at me. I was a bit too easy and loving, and all
that, and she thought the whole blessed show was run for her. Turned
the 'ouse into a regular caravansery, always having her relations and
girls from business in, and their chaps. Comic songs a' Sunday, it was
getting to, and driving trade away. And she was making eyes at the
chaps, too! I tell you, Tom, the place wasn't my own."
"Shouldn't 'a' thought it."
"It was so. Well--I reasoned with her. I said, 'I ain't a duke, to keep
a wife like a pet animal. I married you for 'elp and company.' I said,
'You got to 'elp and pull the business through.' She wouldn't 'ear of
it. 'Very well,' I says; 'I'm a mild man till I'm roused,' I says, 'and
it's getting to that.' But she wouldn't 'ear of no warnings."
"Well?"
"It's the way with women. She didn't think I 'ad it in me to be roused.
Women of her sort (between ourselves, Tom) don't respect a man until
they're a bit afraid of him. So I just broke out to show her. In comes
a girl named Jennie, that used to work with her, and her chap. We 'ad
a bit of a row, and I came out 'ere--it was just such another day as
this--and I thought it all out. Then I went back and pitched into them."
"You did?"
"I did. I was mad, I can tell you. I wasn't going to 'it 'er, if I
could 'elp it, so I went back and licked into this chap, just to show
'er what I could do. 'E was a big chap, too. Well, I chucked him, and
smashed things about, and gave 'er a scaring, and she ran up and locked
'erself into the spare room."
"Well?"
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