I remember a joke played on a geographical professor at the gymnasium
who, as he carelessly opened a closet door, was confronted by a
skeleton which had been used in the previous lecture. Students could
hardly subsist without the ancient trick of stuffing the clothes of a
“suicide,” and placing the figure on the floor of their victim’s room
with a pistol lying near, or hanging it by a rope to the window frame,
to give the late home-comer a genuine scare. In Athenäus we find a
beautiful instance of readiness to meet such a trick. King Lysimachus,
who took delight in teasing his guests, one day at a banquet threw a
skilfully made artificial scorpion on to the dress of one Bithys, who
recoiled; but, quickly recovering himself, said to the rather penurious
king: “My lord, it is now my turn to frighten you; I beseech you give
me a talent.”[458] Such sport with fear, though harmless in these
instances, becomes a passion with all narrowminded, tyrannous natures,
and leads to cruelty which is anything but playful. Slatin’s dramatic
work, Fire and Sword in the Soudan, gives an instance of such traits
in the character of the Caliph Abdullah. Indeed, Abdullah had a part
in, or rather was the occasion of, Slatin’s first experience during
the life of the Mahdi. Slatin was taken prisoner by the Mahdi’s army
before the gates of Khartoum. The morning after the city was taken,
alarming rumours reached him; half incredulous, he looked out of his
tent. “A mob had collected before the quarters of the Mahdi and his
caliphs; it seemed to be getting into motion and making toward me,
and I soon saw clearly that they were coming in the direction of my
tent. I could now distinguish single persons. First walked the negro
soldiers, one of whom, whose name was Shetta, carried a bloody burden
on his head. Behind him howled the mob. The slaves entered my tent and
stood glowering before me, and Shetta opened the roll of cloth and
showed me—Gordon’s head! I grew faint and dizzy at the sight, my breath
stopped, and it was only by the greatest effort that I commanded myself
sufficiently to gaze upon that pallid face.” The Mahdi and his caliphs
had ordered this hideous cruelty.[459]
A common and early developed form of teasing is the deception which
imparts to the perpetrator a feeling of intellectual superiority.
Children display this in their tender years principally by pretending
that they are going to do forbidden or improper things, as revolt
against authority. When the little girl observed by Pollock was
twenty-three months old she often declined to kiss her father
good-night. She turned from him as if annoyed or indifferent, to make
a _fausse sortie_, and then called him back and gave the kiss.[460]
Sigismund’s boy often exhibited a “kind of humorous defiance of
authority,” such as grasping at a light standing near him, but not so
that it could burn him, and looking slyly at his father.[461]
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