The Playboy of the Western World: A Comedy in Three ActsSynge, J. M. (John Millington)
Philosophy
The Playboy of the Western World: A Comedy in Three Acts
Synge, J. M. (John Millington)
Ireland -- Drama
JIMMY.
It’s the last turn! The post’s cleared for them now!
MAHON.
Look at the narrow place. He’ll be into the bogs! (_With a yell._) Good
rider! He’s through it again!
JIMMY.
He’s neck and neck!
MAHON.
Good boy to him! Flames, but he’s in! [_Great cheering, in which all
join._]
MAHON.
_with hesitation._—What’s that? They’re raising him up. They’re coming
this way. (_With a roar of rage and astonishment._) It’s Christy! by
the stars of God! I’d know his way of spitting and he astride the moon.
[_He jumps down and makes for the door, but Widow Quin catches him and
pulls him back._]
WIDOW QUIN.
Stay quiet, will you. That’s not your son. (_To Jimmy._) Stop him, or
you’ll get a month for the abetting of manslaughter and be fined as
well.
JIMMY.
I’ll hold him.
MAHON.
_struggling._—Let me out! Let me out, the lot of you! till I have my
vengeance on his head to-day.
WIDOW QUIN.
_shaking him, vehemently._—That’s not your son. That’s a man is going
to make a marriage with the daughter of this house, a place with fine
trade, with a license, and with poteen too.
MAHON.
_amazed._—That man marrying a decent and a moneyed girl! Is it mad yous
are? Is it in a crazy-house for females that I’m landed now?
WIDOW QUIN.
It’s mad yourself is with the blow upon your head. That lad is the
wonder of the Western World.
MAHON.
I seen it’s my son.
WIDOW QUIN.
You seen that you’re mad. (_Cheering outside._) Do you hear them
cheering him in the zig-zags of the road? Aren’t you after saying that
your son’s a fool, and how would they be cheering a true idiot born?
MAHON.
_getting distressed._—It’s maybe out of reason that that man’s himself.
(_Cheering again._) There’s none surely will go cheering him. Oh, I’m
raving with a madness that would fright the world! (_He sits down with
his hand to his head._) There was one time I seen ten scarlet divils
letting on they’d cork my spirit in a gallon can; and one time I seen
rats as big as badgers sucking the life blood from the butt of my lug;
but I never till this day confused that dribbling idiot with a likely
man. I’m destroyed surely.
WIDOW QUIN.
And who’d wonder when it’s your brain-pan that is gaping now?
MAHON.
Then the blight of the sacred drought upon myself and him, for I never
went mad to this day, and I not three weeks with the Limerick girls
drinking myself silly, and parlatic from the dusk to dawn. (_To Widow
Quin, suddenly._) Is my visage astray?
WIDOW QUIN.
It is then. You’re a sniggering maniac, a child could see.
MAHON.
_getting up more cheerfully._—Then I’d best be going to the union
beyond, and there’ll be a welcome before me, I tell you (_with great
pride_), and I a terrible and fearful case, the way that there I was
one time, screeching in a straightened waistcoat, with seven doctors
writing out my sayings in a printed book. Would you believe that?
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