The Plays of W. E. Henley and R. L. StevensonStevenson, Robert Louis
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The Plays of W. E. Henley and R. L. Stevenson
Stevenson, Robert Louis
Drama
LAWSON. _Vidi_, _scivi_, _et audivi_, as we say in a Sasine, William.]
Man, because my wig’s pouthered do ye think I havena a green heart? I
was aince a lad mysel’, and I ken fine by the glint o’ the e’e when a
lad’s fain and a lassie’s willing. And, man, it’s the town’s talk;
_communis error fit jus_, ye ken.
[OLD BRODIE. Oh!
LAWSON. See, ye’re hurting your faither’s hand.
BRODIE. Dear dad, it is not good to have an ill-tempered son.
LAWSON. What the deevil ails ye at the match? ’Od, man, he has a nice
bit divot o’ Fife corn-land, I can tell ye, and some Bordeaux wine in his
cellar! But I needna speak o’ the Bordeaux; ye’ll ken the smack o’t as
weel’s I do mysel’; onyway it’s grand wine. _Tantum et tale_. I tell ye
the _pro’s_, find you the _con.’s_, if ye’re able.]
BRODIE. [I am sorry, Procurator, but I must be short with you.] You are
talking in the air, as lawyers will. I prefer to drop the subject [and
it will displease me if you return to it in my hearing].
LESLIE. At four o’clock to-morrow? At my house? (_to_ MARY).
MARY. As soon as church is done. (_Exit_ MARY.)
LAWSON. Ye needna be sae high and mighty, onyway.
BRODIE. I ask your pardon, Procurator. But we Brodies—you know our
failings! [A bad temper and a humour of privacy.]
LAWSON. Weel, I maun be about my business. But I could tak’ a
doch-an-dorach, William; _superflua non nocent_, as we say; an extra dram
hurts naebody, Mr. Leslie.
BRODIE (_with bottle and glasses_). Here’s your old friend, Procurator.
Help yourself, Leslie. Oh no, thank you, not any for me. You strong
people have the advantage of me there. With my attacks, you know, I must
always live a bit of a hermit’s life.
LAWSON. ’Od, man, that’s fine; that’s health o’ mind and body. Mr.
Leslie, here’s to you, sir. ’Od, it’s harder to end than to begin wi’
stuff like that.
SCENE III
_To these_, SMITH and JEAN, _C._
SMITH. Is the king of the castle in, please?
LAWSON (_aside_). Lord’s sake, it’s Smith!
BRODIE (_to_ SMITH). I beg your pardon?
SMITH. I beg yours, sir. If you please, sir, is Mr. Brodie at home,
sir?
BRODIE. What do you want with him, my man?
SMITH. I’ve a message for him, sir, a job of work, sir!
BRODIE (_to_ SMITH; _referring to_ JEAN). And who is this?
JEAN. I am here for the Procurator, about my rent. There’s nae offence,
I hope, sir.
LAWSON. It’s just an honest wife I let a flat to in Libberton’s Wynd.
It’ll be for the rent?
JEAN. Just that, sir.
LAWSON. Weel, ye can just bide here a wee, and I’ll step down the road
to my office wi’ ye. (_Exeunt_ BRODIE, LAWSON, LESLIE, _C._)
SCENE IV
SMITH, JEAN WATT, OLD BRODIE.
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