The Poems of Richard Corbet, late bishop of Oxford and of Norwich: 4th editionCorbet, Richard
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The Poems of Richard Corbet, late bishop of Oxford and of Norwich: 4th edition
Corbet, Richard
English poetry
Foure clerkes of Oxford, doctours two, and two
That would be doctors, having lesse to do
With Augustine then with Galen in vacation,
Chang’d studyes, and turn’d bookes to recreation:
And on the tenth of August, northward bent
A journey, not so soon conceiv’d as spent.
The first halfe day they rode, they light upon
A noble cleargy host, Kitt Middleton[82];
Who, numb’ring out good dishes with good tales,
The major part o’ th’ cheere weigh’d downe the scales:
And though the countenance makes the feast, (say bookes,)
Wee nere found better welcome with worse lookes.
Here wee pay’d thankes and parted; and at night
Had entertainement, all in one mans right[83],
At Flore, a village; where our tenant shee,
Sharp as a winters morning, feirce yet free,
With a leane visage, like a carved face
On a court cupboard, offer’d up the place.
Shee pleas’d us well; but, yet, her husband better;
A harty fellow, and a good bone-setter[84].
Now, whether it were providence or lucke,
Whether the keepers or the stealers bucke,
There wee had ven’son; such as Virgill slew
When he would feast Æneas and his crew.
Here wee consum’d a day; and the third morne
To Daintry with a land-wind were wee borne.
It was the market and the lecture-day,
For lecturers sell sermons, as the lay
Doe sheep and oxen; have their seasons just
For both their marketts: there wee dranke downe dust.
In th’ interim comes a most officious drudge[85],
His face and gowne drawne out with the same budge;
His pendant pouch, which was both large and wide,
Lookt like a letters-patent by his side:
He was as awfull, as he had bin sent
From Moses with th’ elev’nth commandement;
And one of us he sought; a sonne of Flore
He must bid stand, and challendge for an hower.
The doctors both were quitted of that feare,
The one was hoarce, the other was not there;
Wherefore him of the two he seazed, best
Able to answere him of all the rest:
Because hee neede but ruminate that ore
Which he had chew’d the Sabbath-day before.
And though he were resolv’d to doe him right,
For Mr. Balyes sake, and Mr. Wright[86],
Yet he dissembled that the mace did erre;
That he nor deacon was, nor minister.
No! quoth the serjeant; sure then, by relation,
You have a licence, sir, or toleration:
And if you have no orders ’tis the better,
So you have Dods Præcepts, or Cleavers Letters[87].
Thus looking on his mace, and urging still
Twas Mr. Wrights and Mr. Bayleyes will
That hee should mount; at last he condiscended
To stopp the gapp; and so the treaty ended.
The sermon pleas’d, and, when we were to dine,
Wee all had preachers wages, thankes and wine.
Our next dayes stage was Lutterworth[88], a towne
Not willing to be noted or sett downe
By any traveller; for, when w’ had bin
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