The Pot Boiler: A Comedy in Four ActsSinclair, Upton
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The Pot Boiler: A Comedy in Four Acts
Sinclair, Upton
Comedy plays
_Peggy._ Well, Bill?
_Bill._ Can you guess.
_Peggy._ How many guesses?
_Bill._ Three.
_Peggy._ All right. I guess my little son doesn't want to go to bed!
_Bill._ Say! You guessed it!
_Peggy._ Oh, mother's great at guessing!
_Bill._ But honest, it's still light.
_Peggy._ I know--but that's because it's summertime. Don't you
remember the little song? (sings)
In winter I get up at night
And dress by yellow candle-light;
In summer, quite the other way,
I have to go to bed by day!
_Bill._ Say, Peggy--when's Will coming in?
_Peggy._ I don't know, dear. Your father's working.
_Bill._ Ain't he goin' to have any dinner?
_Peggy._ I don't know--he didn't tell me.
_Bill._ Is he writin'?
_Peggy._ Yes--or else thinking about things to write.
_Bill._ Say! He's great on writin', ain't he?
_Peggy._ You bet!
_Bill._ Do you think it's good stuff?
_Peggy._ Indeed I do, Bill!
_Bill._ You don't often tell him so.
_Peggy._ Don't I?
_Bill._ No--generally you rip him up the back.
PEGGY (laughs). Well, mother has to keep him trying, you know.
_Bill._ Say, Peggy, do you suppose I'll be an author when I grow up?
_Peggy._ Can't tell, dear--it depends.
_Bill._ Maybe I'll have to get some payin' job, hey?
_Peggy._ Where did you pick up that idea?
_Bill._ Ain't you talkin' about it all the time to him?
_Peggy._ Am I? Well, I declare! Now, come, Mr. Bill--it's after
bed-time.
_Bill._ Can't I wait till Will comes?
_Peggy._ No, dear.
_Bill._ Well, will you tell him to wake me up?
_Peggy._ No, dear. I'll tell him _not_ to.
_Bill._ But Peggy, will you have him kiss me in my sleep?
_Peggy._ Yes, I'll do that. Now, there you are. A big fat kiss for
mother! Now, to sleep!
_Bill._ Say, Peggy!
_Peggy._ What?
_Bill._ The people next door ain't runnin' the gramophone tonight!
_Peggy._ No, dear. Now go to sleep.
_Bill._ And the people in hack ain't singin' any coon-songs!
_Peggy._ Now go to sleep for mother. Don't speak any more.
_Bill._ Say, Peggy!
_Peggy._ Well?
_Bill._ I won't. Good night.
_Peggy._ Good-night!
(She goes Left humming to herself; sits at table, and prepares to
work.)
_Will (Enters Left softly; a young poet, delicate and sensitive. He
watches_ PEGGY, _then closes door, tiptoes up and leans over her
shoulder)._ Well?
_Peggy (starts)._ Oh, Will, how you frightened me! Where in the
world have you been?
_Will._ Oh, it's a long tale.
_Peggy._ Have you had dinner?
_Will._ No, I don't want to eat.
_Peggy._ What's the matter? A new idea?
_Will._ I'll tell you, Peggy. Wait a bit.
_Peggy (as he takes mail from pocket)._ Some mail?
_Will._ Yes--all rejection slips. Nothing but rejection slips!
_(throws pile of returned manuscripts on the table)._ How I wish
some magazine would get a new kind of rejection slip! _(Sits
dejectedly.)_
_Peggy._ Did you get any money for the rent?
_Will._ Not yet, Peggy _(suddenly)._ The truth is, I didn't try.
Peggy, I've got to write that play!
_Peggy (Horrified)._ Will!
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