The Pot Boiler: A Comedy in Four ActsSinclair, Upton
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The Pot Boiler: A Comedy in Four Acts
Sinclair, Upton
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_Will._ I know--I'm tired.
_Peggy._ You promised you wouldn't work right after meals. How is
your stomach?
_Will._ Oh, bother my stomach! I can't keep away from this work,
there's no use talking about it. Come see what you make of this
manuscript. _(Peggy sits.)_ I want to show a front scene, the same
as in the last act. It's the restaurant again. _(The Play-play
begins to appear as in Scene II, Act II, but showing restaurant in
ruins.)_ It's morning. There's a difference, you see. The place has
been burned out.
_Peggy._ Yes, Bill and I had a look at it!
_Will._ There's the policeman on guard, marching up and down; and
Bill comes on. Here, read it. _(Full light on the Play-play.)_
_Bill._ Hello! What's happened?
_Policeman._ I'll give yez three guesses!
_Bill._ A fire!
_Policeman._ Right yez are!
_Bill._ When did it happen?
_Policeman._ In the night.
_Bill._ And where's Schmidt?
_Policeman._ He's in jail.
_Bill._ In jail?
_Policeman._ Sure, the firemen smelled kerosene.
_Bill._ Holy smoke! The poor old Dutchie! He set fire to his place!
_Policeman._ That's what they say. I wasn't here.
_Bill._ Well, I'll be switched! If I'd been here I might a' got some
charlotte russes!
_Policeman._ With kerosene on them, belike! _(Starts Right.)_
_Bill._ Say, mister! Youse know that guy that was waiter here?
_Policeman._ Yes.
_Bill._ They didn't jug him, did they?
_Policeman._ No. He's lookin' for his week's wages! _(Laughs; exit
Right.)_
_Bill._ Holy smoke! _(A murmur is heard from the child on cot Right.
The Play-play begins to fade. Faint light on the Real-play.)_
_Peggy (rises and goes over to cot; then returns to Will)._ He seems
to be more restless. Oh, I hope he's not going to be sick!
_Will (In agitation)._ Don't let's get to thinking about that now!
_Peggy._ All right, dear.
_Will._ We're coming to the big scenes. I want to show the tenement
where Belle and Dolly live. _(The Play-play begins to appear.)_
There's a room adjoining, where Jack stays. It's a few days after
the fire. Belle has gone out to get something for supper. Meantime
the land-lady comes. I used our landlady.
_Peggy._ That ought to make a lively scene!
_Will._ We're entitled to a little vengeance, I think imagine
her--with her ostrich feathers and her greasy old blue dress, her
sharp red nose and her fighting voice. I've got our landlady, you
bet!
_Peggy._ Give it here. _(Full light on the Play-play. Peggy makes
secret exit. Repeated knocks at the door of Play-play Left.)_
_Landlady (opens door)._ Now, where's them people? _(Looks about
suspiciously.)_ Haven't skipped, I hope! _(Goes to room Right.)_
Anybody in here? Humph! Looks like they're hard up! A bum lot!
_(Belle appears Left with shawl over shoulders and a loaf of bread
in her hand.)_ Oh! Here you are! I want that rent.
_Belle._ Why do you come for it to-night? _(She stands in doorway,
as if afraid of the woman.)_
_Landlady._ Ain' it been due two weeks?
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