Satire; United States -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
humble servant,
THE EDITOR.
NEW YORK, _December_, 1853.
I. -- “OUR BEST SOCIETY.”
If gilt were only gold, or sugar-candy common sense, what a fine thing
our society would be! If to lavish money upon _objets de vertu_,
to wear the most costly dresses, and always to have them cut in the
height of the fashion; to build houses thirty feet broad, as if they
were palaces; to furnish them with all the luxurious devices of
Parisian genius; to give superb banquets; at which your guests laugh,
and which make you miserable; to drive a fine carriage and ape the
European liveries, and crests, and coats-of-arms; to resent the
friendly advances of your baker’s wife, and the lady of your butcher,
(you being yourself a cobbler’s daughter); to talk much of the “old
families” and of your aristocratic foreign friends; to despise labour;
to prate of “good society;” to travesty and parody, in every
conceivable way, a society which we know only in books and by the
superficial observation of foreign travel, which arises out of a
social organization entirely unknown to us, and which is opposed to
our fundamental and essential principles; if all this were fine, what
a prodigiously fine society would ours be!
This occurred to us upon lately receiving a card of invitation to a
brilliant ball. We were quietly ruminating over our evening fire, with
Disraeli’s Wellington speech, “all tears,” in our hands, with the
account of a great man’s burial, and a little man’s triumph across the
channel. So many great men gone, we mused, and such great crises
impending! This democratic movement in Europe; Kossuth--and Mazzini
waiting for the moment to give the word; the Russian bear watchfully
sucking his paws; the Napoleonic empire redivivus; Cuba, and
annexation, and slavery; California and Australia, and the consequent
considerations of political economy; dear me! exclaimed we, putting on
a fresh hodful of coal, we must look a little into the state of
parties.
As we put down the coal-scuttle there was a knock at the door. We
said, “come in,” and in came a neat Alhambra-watered envelope,
containing the announcement that the queen of fashion was “at home”
that evening week. Later in the evening came a friend to smoke a
cigar. The card was lying upon the table, and he read it with
eagerness. “You’ll go, of course,” said he, “for you will meet all
the ‘best society.’”
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