Detective and mystery stories; Legal stories; Leithen, Edward (Fictitious character) -- Fiction
That night, I recollect, he had an odd assortment of guests. A
Cabinet Minister was there, a gentle being for whom Tommy professed
public scorn and private affection; a sailor; an Indian cavalry
fellow; Chapman, the Labour member, whom Tommy called Chipmunk;
myself, and old Milson of the Treasury. Our host was in tremendous
form, chaffing everybody, and sending Chipmunk into great rolling
gusts of merriment. The two lived adjacent in Yorkshire, and on
platforms abused each other like pickpockets.
Tommy enlarged on the misfits of civilised life. He maintained that
none of us, except perhaps the sailor and the cavalryman, were at our
proper job. He would have had Wytham--that was the Minister--a
cardinal of the Roman Church, and he said that Milson should have
been the Warden of a college full of port and prejudice. Me he was
kind enough to allocate to some reconstructed Imperial General Staff,
merely because I had a craze for military history. Tommy's
perception did not go very deep. He told Chapman he should have been
a lumberman in California. "You'd have made an uncommon good logger,
Chipmunk, and you know you're a dashed bad politician."
When questioned about himself he became reticent, as the newspapers
say. "I doubt if I'm much good at any job," he confessed, "except to
ginger up my friends. Anyhow, I'm getting out of this hole. Paired
for the rest of the session with a chap who has lockjaw. I'm off to
stretch my legs and get back my sense of proportion."
Some one asked him where he was going, and was told "Venezuela, to
buy Government bonds and look for birds' nests."
Nobody took Tommy seriously, so his guests did not trouble to bid him
the kind of farewell a prolonged journey would demand. But when the
others had gone, and we were sitting in the little back smoking-room
on the first floor, he became solemn. Portentously solemn, for he
wrinkled up his brows and dropped his jaw in the way he had when he
fancied he was in earnest.
"I've taken on a queer job, Leithen," he said, "and I want you to
hear about it. None of my family know, and I would like to leave
some one behind me who could get on to my tracks if things got
troublesome."
I braced myself for some preposterous confidence, for I was
experienced in Tommy's vagaries. But I own to being surprised when
he asked me if I remembered Pitt-Heron.
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