British Columbia -- Fiction; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Revenge -- Fiction; Sawmills -- Fiction
To make another excursion, and explain, it may be as well to let
Pappenhausen talk. There were two Germans in the Mill, and both
worked in the Planing Shed. One was a man of no account, a
shuffling, weak-kneed, weak-eyed, lager-beer Hans, with as much
brains as would have qualified him to be Heir Apparent to some
third-rate Teutonic Opera-House Kingdom. But Pappenhausen was a Man,
that is to say, he didn't compromise on Lager or weep because he
drank too much. And he could work like three, and he wasn't the
German kind as regards courage. German courage is very fine and
fierce when the Teutons are in a majority, but when they aren't their
courage ranks as the finest discretion, that is, as cowardice nine
times out of ten. Pappenhausen would fight anyone or any two any
time and any where. He could fight with fists or a spanner, or a
pickareen or a club, and he took some satisfying. He was an amazing
man, had been in America thirty years. He said he was a
"Galifornian" and fought you if you didn't believe it. Once he stood
up to Quin and was knocked galley-west, for besides Long Mac there
wasn't a man in Saw-Mill Town that could tackle the Boss. Quin got a
black eye, but Papp had two and lay insensible for an hour. Quin was
so pleased with that, that he put him to work again and stood him
drinks. He actually did. After that Papp, as he was called, stood
up for, and not to, George Quin, and said he was a man, and he asked
what it mattered if he did run after the klootchmen?
"Dat's der Teufel," grunted the native "Galifornian," "dat's der
Teufel, we all run avder der klootchmen, if we don'd avder trink.
I'm a philozopher, I, and I notizzes dat if it arn'd one ding it's
anoder. And no one gan help it, boys. One man he run avder dollars,
screamin' oud for dollars, and if you zay a dollar ain'd wort' von
'ondred cents of drubble he tink you grazy. I zay one dollar's wort'
of rest wort' a dollar and a half any day. On'y I cain'd help
workin'. If I don'd I feel I braig somedings mit mein hands. Oders
run avder klootchmen; if dey don'd dey feels as if dey would also
braig somedings. I tinks the welt a foolish blace, but in Shermany
(where my vater game from) I dinks it most foolish. And Misder Guin
he run avder Pete's klootchman and bymby Pete gill her as like as nod
and then Mr. Guin very sorry he spoke. I dell you I knows. Life is
a damn silly choke, boys."
But it was (and is) only a joke to a Democritus of Papp's type. Even
Papp said:--
"Bymby I ged a new sood of glose and fifdy dollars and I go back home
to California."
He said it and had said it.
"Bymby----"
Poor Papp!
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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