Human-alien encounters -- Fiction; Life on other planets -- Fiction; Reproduction -- Fiction; Science fiction
At the gate, the procession was met by a trio of Oassi females whose
dress, impressive though it was, couldn't even compare with that of
Captain Smith. Even little Ksitka's uniform was flashier.
Ksitka himself was in absolute ecstasy, in spite of the fact that his
face was as stony and expressionless as an Easter Island idol's. His
tribe had been looked down on and sneered at by the city-dwellers since
time immemorial. And now, he, Ksitka the Hunter, was superior to the
Oassi. It was a good feeling, and Ksitka was revelling in it.
The three Oassi bowed low as the Earthmen approached, and one of them
said: "Her Splendor, the Shanni, awaits you at the citadel. May I
inquire as to the rank of our honored guest?"
Newhouse had studied the Oassi language, and, although his accent
was a bit heavy, he was perfectly lucid. "This is Her Supremacy, the
Captain," he said with dignity.
"_Kepteen?_" the Oassi woman repeated. "An exalted rank, no doubt."
"No doubt at all," Newhouse agreed rather ambiguously. "She has come to
pay her respects to her sister, the Shanni."
* * * * *
That made Captain Smith's rank perfectly clear; as a "sister", she was
obviously the equal of the Shanni.
"Come this way," the officer said. "Transportation has been provided.
I am afraid, however, that we must apologize to Her Supremacy for the
inadequacy of the sedan chair we provided; we were not prepared for the
visit of so exalted a personage."
"I will speak to Her Supremacy," Newhouse said. He turned to Captain
Smith. "They want to apologize because they haven't got a sedan chair
fancy enough for you," he said in English. "They're really impressed."
"I thought that's what the gal said," replied the captain, keeping her
face haughty. "I can understand the language better than I can speak
it. What should I say?"
"Anything you like; you're doing fine. Say something to me, and look as
condescending as possible."
"Very well," she said, complying, "convey my compliments and tell them
they can all go stick their noses in their ears and blow their brains
out."
"Thank you," said Newhouse, bowing low. "I'll tell them, but it may
lose something in translation."
He turned to the officer and reverted to Oassi. "Her Supremacy
understands your lack of proper transportation perfectly, and she will
convey her apologies to the Shanni for this unexpected visit. Her
Supremacy realizes that you are not at all to blame for not providing
a sedan chair suitable for her rank, and she has therefore graciously
condescended to wait until a chair of suitable dignity is provided for
the remainder of the way."
"Her Supremacy is most gracious," said the diminutive officer, gazing
up at the towering captain in awe. "There will be as little delay as
possible."
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