Percival Kex won his six insurance stamps without much difficulty.
Parallax made his oration, and when the audience had dispersed, he
became the immediate victim of Mrs. Canterton’s enthusiasms. They
paraded the grounds together, Parallax polite, stiff, and full of a
disastrous disgust; Gertrude Canterton earnestly vivadous, poking her
chin at him, and exerting all her public charm. Parallax was considered
to be a great personality, and she insisted upon his being interesting
and serious, giving him every opportunity to be brilliant upon such
subjects as Welsh Disestablishment, the inadequacy of the Navy, and the
importation of pork from China. She kept him for more than an hour,
introduced him to numberless honest souls who were content with a shake
of the hand, insinuated in every way that she knew that he was a very
great man, but never suspected that he wanted to play croquet.
Parallax detached himself at last, and found Kex and Miss Abercorn
having tea under the lime tree in that secluded corner where none of the
Leaguers penetrated.
“By George, Kex, I’ve never been taken so seriously in my life! Let me
see—where am I? I think I got bogged in Tariff Reform.”
“We thought we would come and have tea, Parallax. We saw you were too
occupied.”
“Kex, you are an old scoundrel. Why didn’t you rescue me when you had
won your bet?”
“Sir, I am not a hero.”
“Is there a whisky and soda to be had? Oh, here’s a servant. Bring me a
whisky and soda, will you?”
He sat down and looked reproachfully at Miss Abercorn.
“I suppose it would never occur to such a woman that a man might want to
play croquet?”
“Croquet, Parallax! My dear fellow, think of the Empire, and——”
“Hang the Empire. Here’s my whisky.”
“Don’t you think you had better make sure of it by going and drinking it
in the shrubbery? She may follow you up to see what you’ve got to say on
Eugenics.”
“Miss Abercorn, will you protect me? Really, I have had too much
Minerva.”
“That apple! I always had a lot of sympathy with Paris. I think he was a
particularly bright young man.”
“One word, Kex: has the lady a husband?”
“She has.”
“Thank God, and Heaven help him!”
* * * * *
CHAPTER II
LYNETTE FEEDS THE FAIRIES
About six o’clock James Canterton took leave of Guinevere, and passing
out through the yew hedge, made his way down the rhododendron walk to
the wicket gate that opened on the side of a hill. On this hill-side was
the “heath garden” that tumbled when in full bloom like a cataract of
purple and white wine till it broke against the shadowy edge of a larch
wood. The spires of the larches descended in glimmering confusion
towards the stream that ran among poplars and willows in the bottom of
the valley.
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