Portugal -- History -- Joseph, 1750-1777 -- Fiction
This personage was a cobbler. Now, it is a curious fact, which no one
will venture to dispute, that, from the time of the cobbler who tacked
the bits of Ali Baba's brother together, as mentioned in the authentic
history of the Forty Thieves--with which we trust all our readers are
acquainted--to the days of the celebrated cobbler who lived in a stall,
"which served him for parlour, and kitchen, and hall," cobblers have
borne a strong similarity to each other, with distinctive qualities
separating them from other men, as can be proved by the above and
numerous other instances, both in all countries and all ages.
In England, a tailor is looked upon, not only as inferior to other men,
but actually to be of no more consideration than the ninth part of a
man: now, in Portugal, the same unjust sort of prejudice exists against
shoemakers; consequently, cobblers are considered utterly below all
notice.
Our cobbler, however, did not care one iota for the opinions of people,
whom, in his sleeve, he despised and ridiculed: "For," said he, when he
had collected a small knot of attentive listeners, "if, in England, as I
hear, they laugh at a tailor, and esteem a cobbler, and here they honour
a tailor and despise a cobbler; while in France, for what I know to the
contrary, they may admire both, and not think much of a hat-maker; and
if, in this country, no man will carry a load, while our next door
neighbours come on purpose so to do, I should very much like to know who
is in the right, and who in the wrong, and which trade is really
derogatory to the dignity of man? Mark another absurdity--how different
nations and people despise each other, when one may not be at all
superior to the other. When Jerusalem was a city of the Jews, I should
like to know who would have dared walk into it and scoff at a man
because he was a Jew? Here every one reviles that people. If a Turk
comes here, he is stared at as a savage and a heathen; and if a
Christian goes to Turkey, he is called an unbeliever and a barbarian--
now which is right, and which is wrong? Why should I, therefore, put
myself out of my way to follow any other trade than the one I like? I
choose to be a cobbler: it suits my taste. I can talk, sing, or
meditate at pleasure, while I mend shoes. What fools men are! The
statesman thinks no one so wise as himself; the lawyer considers the
soldier only fit food for powder; while the latter despises the
peaceable merchant; the merchant looks upon all in trade as beneath him;
and he who deals in silks thinks himself infinitely superior to the
vendor of leather; while they all join in despising the cobbler. What
fools, what fools men are! Why, I laugh at them," he would say, as he
wound up his discourse, at the same time indulging in a low, quiet
chuckle. These observations very much edified and pleased his auditors,
who, being of about the same rank in society as he appeared, felt that
such sentiments were their own; adding, on their parts, that all
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