The Prince and BettyWodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
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The Prince and Betty
Wodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
Humorous stories
There were four really important gangs in New York at this time. There
were other less important institutions besides, but these were little
more than mere friendly gatherings of old boyhood chums for purposes of
mutual companionship. They might grow into formidable organizations in
time, but for the moment the amount of ice which good judges declared
them to cut was but small. They would "stick up" an occasional wayfarer
for his "cush," and they carried "canisters" and sometimes fired them
off, but these things do not signify the cutting of ice. In matters
political there were only four gangs which counted, the East Side, the
Groome Street, the Three Points and the Table Hill. Greatest of these,
by virtue of their numbers, were the East Side and the Groome Street,
the latter presided over at the time of this story by Mr. Bat Jarvis.
These two were colossal, and, though they might fight each other, were
immune from attack at the hands of the rest.
But between the other gangs, and especially between the Table Hill and
the Three Points, which were much of a size, warfare raged as
frequently as among the Republics of South America. There had always
been bad blood between the Table Hill and the Three Points. Little
events, trifling in themselves, had always occurred to shatter friendly
relations just when there seemed a chance of their being formed. Thus,
just as the Table Hillites were beginning to forgive the Three Points
for shooting the redoubtable Paul Horgan down at Coney Island, a Three
Pointer injudiciously wiped out a Table Hillite near Canal Street. He
pleaded self-defense, and in any case it was probably mere
thoughtlessness, but nevertheless the Table Hillites were ruffled.
That had been a month or so back. During that month things had been
simmering down, and peace was just preparing to brood when there
occurred the incident alluded to by Pugsy, the regrettable falling out
between Dude Dawson and Spider Reilly.
To be as brief as possible, Dude Dawson had gone to spend a happy
evening at a dancing saloon named Shamrock Hall, near Groome Street.
Now, Shamrock Hall belonged to a Mr. Maginnis, a friend of Bat Jarvis,
and was under the direct protection of that celebrity. It was,
therefore, sacred ground, and Mr. Dawson visited it in a purely private
and peaceful capacity. The last thing he intended was to spoil the
harmony of the evening.
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