The Prince and BettyWodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
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The Prince and Betty
Wodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
Humorous stories
"Excellent, Comrade Jarvis. Nothing could be better. We will see you
to-morrow, then. I rather fancy that the gay band of Three Pointers who
will undoubtedly visit the offices of _Peaceful Moments_ in the
next few days is scheduled to run up against the surprise of their
lives."
"Sure t'ing. I'll bring me canister."
"Do," said Smith. "In certain circumstances one canister is worth a
flood of rhetoric. Till to-morrow, then, Comrade Jarvis. I am very much
obliged to you."
* * * * *
"Not at all a bad hour's work," he said complacently, as they turned
out of Groome Street. "A vote of thanks to you, John, for your
invaluable assistance."
"I didn't do much," said John, with a grin.
"Apparently, no. In reality, yes. Your manner was exactly right.
Reserved, yet not haughty. Just what an eminent cat-fancier's manner
should be. I could see that you made a pronounced hit with Comrade
Jarvis. By the way, as he is going to show up at the office to-morrow,
perhaps it would be as well if you were to look up a few facts bearing
on the feline world. There is no knowing what thirst for information a
night's rest may not give Comrade Jarvis. I do not presume to dictate,
but if you were to make yourself a thorough master of the subject of
catnip, for instance, it might quite possibly come in useful."
CHAPTER XXIII
THE RETIREMENT OF SMITH
The first member of the staff of _Peaceful Moments_ to arrive at
the office on the following morning was Master Maloney. This sounds
like the beginning of a "Plod and Punctuality," or "How Great Fortunes
have been Made" story, but, as a matter of fact, Master Maloney, like
Mr. Bat Jarvis, was no early bird. Larks who rose in his neighborhood,
rose alone. He did not get up with them. He was supposed to be at the
office at nine o'clock. It was a point of honor with him, a sort of
daily declaration of independence, never to put in an appearance before
nine-thirty. On this particular morning he was punctual to the minute,
or half an hour late, whichever way you choose to look at it.
He had only whistled a few bars of "My Little Irish Rose," and had
barely got into the first page of his story of life on the prairie,
when Kid Brady appeared. The Kid had come to pay a farewell visit. He
had not yet begun training, and he was making the best of the short
time before such comforts should be forbidden by smoking a big black
cigar. Master Maloney eyed him admiringly. The Kid, unknown to that
gentleman himself, was Pugsy's ideal. He came from the Plains, and had,
indeed, once actually been a cowboy; he was a coming champion; and he
could smoke big black cigars. There was no trace of his official
well-what-is-it-now? air about Pugsy as he laid down his book and
prepared to converse.
"Say, Mr. Smith around anywhere, Pugsy?" asked the Kid.
"Naw, Mr. Brady. He ain't came yet," replied Master Maloney
respectfully.
"Late, ain't he?"
"Sure! He generally blows in before I do."
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