The Prince and BettyWodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
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The Prince and Betty
Wodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
Humorous stories
"Aw, she's a kid," said Pugsy. "Her pa runs a delicatessen shop down
our street. She ain't a bad mutt," added the ardent swain. "I'm her
steady."
"Well, mind you send me a card for the wedding. And if two dollars
would be a help--"
"Sure t'ing. T'anks, boss. You're all right."
It had occurred to John that the less time Pugsy spent in the outer
office during the next few days, the better. The lull in the warfare
could not last much longer, and at any moment a visit from Spider
Reilly and his adherents might be expected. Their probable first move
in such an event would be to knock Master Maloney on the head to
prevent his giving warning of their approach.
Events proved that he had not been mistaken. He had not been back in
the inner office for more than a quarter of an hour when there came
from without the sound of stealthy movements. The handle of the door
began--to revolve slowly and quietly. The next moment three figures
tumbled into the room.
It was evident that they had not expected to find the door unlocked,
and the absence of resistance when they applied their weight had
surprising effects. Two of the three did not pause in their career till
they cannoned against the table. The third checked himself by holding
the handle.
John got up coolly.
"Come right in," he said. "What can we do for you?" It had been too
dark on the other occasion of his meeting with the Three Pointers to
take note of their faces, though he fancied that he had seen the man
holding the door-handle before. The others were strangers. They were
all exceedingly unprepossessing in appearance.
There was a pause. The three marauders had become aware of the presence
of Mr. Jarvis and his colleague, and the meeting was causing them
embarrassment, which may have been due in part to the fact that both
had produced and were toying meditatively with ugly-looking pistols.
Mr. Jarvis spoke.
"Well," he said, "what's doin'?"
The man to whom the question was directly addressed appeared to have
some difficulty in finding a reply. He shuffled his feet, and looked at
the floor. His two companions seemed equally at a loss.
"Goin' to start anything?" enquired Mr. Jarvis, casually.
The humor of the situation suddenly tickled John. The embarrassment of
the uninvited guests was ludicrous.
"You've just dropped in for a quiet chat, is that it?" he said. "Well,
we're all delighted to see you. The cigars are on the table. Draw up
your chairs."
Mr. Jarvis opposed the motion. He drew slow circles in the air with his
revolver.
"Say! Youse had best beat it. See?"
Long Otto grunted sympathy with the advice.
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