The Prince and BettyWodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
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The Prince and Betty
Wodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
Humorous stories
"And youse had best go back to Spider Reilly," continued Mr. Jarvis,
"and tell him there ain't nothin' doing in the way of rough-house wit'
dis gent here. And you can tell de Spider," went on Bat with growing
ferocity, "dat next time he gits fresh and starts in to shootin' up my
dance-joint, I'll bite de head off'n him. See? Dat goes. If he t'inks
his little two-by-four crowd can git way wit' de Groome Street, he's
got anodder guess comin'. An' don't fergit dis gent here and me is
friends, and anyone dat starts anyt'ing wit' dis gent is going to find
trouble. Does dat go? Beat it."
He jerked his shoulder in the direction of the door.
The delegation then withdrew.
"Thanks," said John. "I'm much obliged to you both. You're certainly
there with the goods as fighting editors. I don't know what I should
have done without you."
"Aw, Chee!" said Mr. Jarvis, handsomely dismissing the matter. Long
Otto kicked the leg of a table, and grunted.
Pugsy Maloney's report on the following morning was entirely
satisfactory. Rents were collected in Broster Street on Thursdays.
Nothing could have been more convenient, for that very day happened to
be Thursday.
"I rubbered around," said Pugsy, "an' done de sleut' act, an' it's this
way. Dere's a feller blows in every T'ursday 'bout six o'clock, an' den
it's up to de folks to dig down inter deir jeans for de stuff, or out
dey goes before supper. I got dat from my kid frien' what knows a kid
what lives dere. An' say, he has it pretty fierce, dat kid. De kid what
lives dere. He's a wop kid, an Italian, an' he's in bad 'cos his pa
comes over from Italy to woik on de subway."
"I don't see why that puts him in bad," said John wonderingly. "You
don't construct your stories well, Pugsy. You start at the end, then go
back to any part which happens to appeal to you at the moment, and
eventually wind up at the beginning. Why is this kid in bad because his
father has come to work on the subway?"
"Why, sure, because his pa got fired an' swatted de foreman one on de
coco, an' dey gives him t'oity days. So de kid's all alone, an' no one
to pay de rent."
"I see," said John. "Well, come along with me and introduce me, and
I'll look after that."
At half-past five John closed the office for the day, and, armed with a
big stick and conducted by Master Maloney, made his way to Broster
Street. To reach it, it was necessary to pass through a section of the
enemy's country, but the perilous passage was safely negotiated. The
expedition reached its unsavory goal intact.
The wop kid inhabited a small room at the very top of a building
half-way down the street. He was out when John and Pugsy arrived.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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