The Prince and BettyWodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
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The Prince and Betty
Wodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
Humorous stories
"I had a little money to invest," continued John. "And it seemed to me
that I couldn't do better than put it into _Peaceful Moments_. If
it did nothing else, it would give me a free hand in pursuing a policy
in which I was interested. Smith told me that Mr. Scobell's
representatives had instructions to accept any offer, so I made an
offer, and they jumped at it."
Pugsy Maloney entered, bearing a card.
"Ask him to wait just one moment," said John, reading it.
He turned to Mr. Renshaw.
"Mr. Renshaw," he said, "if you took hold of the paper again, helped by
these other gentlemen, do you think you could gather in our old
subscribers and generally make the thing a live proposition on the old
lines? Because, if so, I should be glad if you would start in with the
next number. I am through with the present policy. At least, I hope to
be in a few minutes. Do you think you can undertake that?"
Mr. Renshaw, with a sigh of relief, intimated that he could.
"Good," said John. "And now I'm afraid I must ask you to go. A rather
private and delicate interview is in the offing. Bat, I'm very much
obliged to you and Otto for your help. I don't know what we should have
done without it."
"Aw, Chee!" said Mr. Jarvis.
"Then good-by for the present."
"Good-by, boss. Good-by, loidy."
Long Otto pulled his forelock, and, accompanied by the cats and the
dog, they left the room.
When Mr. Renshaw and the others had followed them, John rang the bell
for Pugsy.
"Ask Mr. Scobell to step in," he said.
The man of many enterprises entered. His appearance had deteriorated
since John had last met him. He had the air of one who has been caught
in the machinery. His face was even sallower than of yore, and there
was no gleam in his dull green eyes.
He started at the sight of Betty, but he was evidently too absorbed in
the business in hand to be surprised at seeing her. He sank into a
chair, and stared gloomily at John.
"Well?" he said.
"Well?" said John.
"This," observed Mr. Scobell simply, "is hell." He drew a cigar stump
mechanically from his vest pocket and lighted it.
"What are you going to do about it?" he asked.
"What are you?" said John. "It's up to you."
Mr. Scobell gazed heavily into vacancy.
"Ever since I started in to monkey with that darned Mervo," he said
sadly, "there ain't a thing gone right. I haven't been able to turn
around without bumping into myself. Everything I touch turns to mud. I
guess I can still breathe, but I'm not betting on that lasting long. Of
all the darned hoodoos that island was the worst. Say, I gotta close
down that Casino. What do you know about that! Sure thing. The old lady
won't stand for it. I had a letter from her." He turned to Betty. "You
got her all worked up, Betty. I'm not blaming you. It's just my jinx.
She took it into her head I'd been treating you mean, and she kicked at
the Casino. I gotta close it down or nix on the heir thing. That was
enough for me. I'm going to turn it into a hotel."
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