The Prince and BettyWodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
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The Prince and Betty
Wodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
Humorous stories
He relighted his cigar.
"And now, just as I got her smoothed down, along comes this darned
tenement business. Say, Prince, for the love of Mike cut it out. If
those houses are as bad as you say they are, and the old lady finds out
that I own them, it'll be Katie bar the door for me. She wouldn't stand
for it for a moment. I guess I didn't treat you good, Prince, but let's
forget it. Ease up on this rough stuff. I'll do anything you want."
Betty spoke.
"We only want you to make the houses fit to live in," she said. "I
don't believe you know what they're like."
"Why, no. I left Parker in charge. It was up to him to do what was
wanted. Say, Prince, I want to talk to you about that guy, Parker. I
understand he's been rather rough with you and your crowd. That wasn't
my doing. I didn't know anything about it till he told me. It's the
darned Wild West strain in him coming out. He used to do those sort of
things out there, and he's forgotten his manners. I pay him well, and I
guess he thinks that's the way it's up to him to earn it. You mustn't
mind Parker."
"Oh, well! So long as he means well--!" said John. "I've no grudge
against Parker. I've settled with him."
"Well, then, what about this Broster Street thing? You want me to fix
some improvements, is that it?"
"That's it."
"Why, say, I'll do that. Sure. And then you'll quit handing out the
newspaper stories? That goes. I'll start right in."
He rose.
"That's taken a heap off my mind," he said.
"There's just one other thing," said John. "Have you by any chance such
a thing as a stepfather's blessing on you?"
"Eh?"
John took Betty's hand.
"We've come round to your views, Mr. Scobell," he said. "That scheme of
yours for our future looks good to us."
Mr. Scobell bit through his cigar in his emotion.
"Now, why the Heck," he moaned, "couldn't you have had the sense to do
that before, and save all this trouble?"
CHAPTER XXX
CONCLUSION
Smith drew thoughtfully at his cigar, and shifted himself more
comfortably into his chair. It was long since he had visited the West,
and he had found all the old magic in the still, scented darkness of
the prairie night. He gave a little sigh of content. When John, a year
before, had announced his intention of buying this ranch, and, as it
seemed to Smith, burying himself alive a thousand miles from anywhere,
he had disapproved. He had pointed out that John was not doing what
Fate expected of him. A miracle, in the shape of a six-figure wedding
present from Mrs. Oakley, who had never been known before, in the
memory of man, to give away a millionth of that sum, had happened to
him. Fate, argued Smith, plainly intended him to stay in New York and
spend his money in a civilized way.
John had had only one reply, but it was clinching.
"Betty likes the idea," he said, and Smith ceased to argue.
Now, as he sat smoking on the porch on the first night of his inaugural
visit to the ranch, a conviction was creeping over him that John had
chosen wisely.
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