The Prince and BettyWodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
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The Prince and Betty
Wodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
Humorous stories
The sight that John saw through the wall was not comforting. It was not
a heroic soul that, stripped of its defenses, shivered beneath the
scrutiny. In another mood he would have mended the breach, excusing and
extenuating, but not now. He looked at himself without pity, and saw
himself weak, slothful, devoid of all that was clean and fine, and a
bitter contempt filled him.
Outside the window, a blaze of color, Mervo smiled up at him, and
suddenly he found himself loathing its exotic beauty. He felt stifled.
This was no place for a man. A vision of clean winds and wide spaces
came to him.
And just then, at the foot of the hill, the dome of the Casino caught
the sun, and flashed out in a blaze of gold.
He swung round and faced Mr. Scobell. He had made up his mind.
The financier was still talking.
"So that's how it stands, Prince," he was saying, "and it's up to us to
get busy."
John looked at him.
"I intend to," he said.
"Good boy!" said the financier.
"To begin with, I shall run you out of this place, Mr. Scobell."
The other gasped.
"There is going to be a cleaning-up," John went on. "I've thought it
out. There will be no more gambling in Mervo."
"You're crazy with the heat!" gasped Mr. Scobell. "Abolish gambling?
You can't."
"I can. That concession of yours isn't worth the paper it's written on.
The Republic gave it to you. The Republic's finished. If you want to
conduct a Casino in Mervo, there's only one man who can give you
permission, and that's myself. The acts of the Republic are not binding
on me. For a week you have been gambling on this island without a
concession and now it's going to stop. Do you understand?"
"But, Prince, talk sense." Mr. Scobell's voice was almost tearful.
"It's you who don't understand. Do, for the love of Mike, come down off
the roof and talk sense. Do you suppose that these guys here will stand
for this? Not on your life. Not for a minute. See here. I'm not blaming
you. I know you don't know what you're saying. But listen here. You
must cut out this kind of thing. You mustn't get these ideas in your
head. You stick to your job, and don't butt in on other folks'. Do you
know how long you'd stay Prince of this joint if you started in to
monkey with my Casino? Just about long enough to let you pack a
collar-stud and a toothbrush into your grip. And after that there
wouldn't be any more Prince, sonnie. You stick to your job and I'll
stick to mine. You're a mighty good Prince for all that's required of
you. You're ornamental, and you've got get-up in you. You just keep
right on being a good boy, and don't start trying stunts off your own
beat, and you'll do fine. Don't forget that I'm the big noise here. I'm
old Grayback from 'way back in Mervo. See! I've only to twiddle my
fingers and there'll be a revolution and you for the Down-and-Out Club.
Don't you forget it, sonnie."
John shrugged his shoulders.
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