The Prince and BettyWodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
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The Prince and Betty
Wodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
Humorous stories
Of love as a wild-beast passion, tearing and torturing quite ordinary
persons like herself, she had always been a little sceptical. The great
love poems of the world, when she read them, had always left her with
the feeling that their authors were of different clay from herself and
had no common meeting ground with her. She had seen her friends fall in
love, as they called it, and it had been very pretty and charming, but
as far removed from the frenzies of the poets as an amateur's snapshot
of Niagara from the cataract itself. Elsa Keith, for instance, was
obviously very fond and proud of Marvin, but she seemed perfectly
placid about it. She loved, but she could still spare half an hour for
the discussion of a new frock. Her soul did not appear to have been
revolutionized in any way.
Gradually Betty had come to the conclusion that love, in the full sense
of the word, was one of the things that did not happen. And now, as if
to punish her presumption, it had leaped from hiding and seized her.
There was nothing exaggerated or unintelligible in the poets now. They
ceased to be inhabitants of another world, swayed by curiously complex
emotions. They were her brothers--ordinary men with ordinary feelings
and a strange gift for expressing them. She knew now that it was
possible to hate the man you loved and to love the man you hated, to
ache for the sight of someone even while you fled from him.
It did not take her long to pass the Customs. A small grip constituted
her entire baggage. Having left this in the keeping of the amiable
proprietor of a near-by delicatessen store, she made her way to the
ferry.
Her first enquiry brought her to the cottage. Mrs. Oakley was a
celebrity on Staten Island.
At the door she paused for a moment, then knocked.
The Swede servant, she who had been there at her former visit, twelve
years ago, received her stolidly. Mrs. Oakley was dusting her clocks.
"Ask her if she can see me," said Betty. "I'm--" great step-niece
sounded too ridiculous--"I'm her niece," she said.
The handmaid went and returned, stolid as ever. "Ay tal her vat yu say
about niece, and she say she not knowing any niece," she announced.
Betty amended the description, and presently the Swede returned once
more, and motioned her to enter.
Like so many scenes of childhood, the room of the clocks was sharply
stamped on Betty's memory, and, as she came into it now, it seemed to
her that nothing had changed. There were the clocks, all round the
walls, of every shape and size, the big clocks with the human faces and
the small, perky clocks. There was the dingy, medium-sized clock that
held the trumpeter. And there, looking at her with just the old
sandy-cat expression in her pale eyes, was Mrs. Oakley.
Even the possession of an income of eighteen million dollars and a
unique collection of clocks cannot place a woman above the making of
the obvious remark.
"How you have grown!" said Mrs. Oakley.
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