The Prince and BettyWodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
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The Prince and Betty
Wodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
Humorous stories
Circumstances had left the development of the paper almost entirely to
Mr. Renshaw. Its contents were varied. There was a "Moments in the
Nursery" page, conducted by Luella Granville Waterman and devoted
mainly to anecdotes of the family canary, by Jane (aged six), and
similar works of the younger set. There was a "Moments of Meditation"
page, conducted by the Reverend Edwin T. Philpotts; a "Moments among
the Masters" page, consisting of assorted chunks looted from the
literature of the past, when foreheads were bulged and thoughts
profound, by Mr. Renshaw himself; one or two other special pages; a
short story; answers to correspondents on domestic matters; and a
"Moments of Mirth" page, conducted by one B. Henderson Asher--a very
painful affair.
The proprietor of this admirable journal was that Napoleon of finance,
Mr. Benjamin Scobell.
That this should have been so is but one proof of the many-sidedness of
that great man.
Mr. Scobell had founded _Peaceful Moments_ at an early stage in
his career, and it was only at very rare intervals nowadays that he
recollected that he still owned it. He had so many irons in the fire
now that he had no time to waste his brain tissues thinking about a
paper like _Peaceful Moments_. It was one of his failures. It
certainly paid its way and brought him a small sum each year, but to
him it was a failure, a bombshell that had fizzled.
He had intended to do big things with _Peaceful Moments_. He had
meant to start a new epoch in the literature of Manhattan.
"I gottan idea," he had said to Miss Scobell. "All this yellow
journalism--red blood and all that--folks are tired of it. They want
something milder. Wholesome, see what I mean? There's money in it. Guys
make a roll too big to lift by selling soft drinks, don't they? Well,
I'm going to run a soft-drink paper. See?"
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