The Prince and BettyWodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
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The Prince and Betty
Wodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
Humorous stories
"You were the life and soul of the _Gridiron,"_ went on Smith.
"You shall be the life and soul of _Peaceful Moments_. You have
special qualifications for the post. A young man once called at the
office of a certain newspaper, and asked for a job. 'Have you any
specialty?' enquired the editor. 'Yes,' replied the bright boy, 'I am
rather good at invective.' 'Any particular kind of invective?' queried
the man up top. 'No,' replied our hero, 'just general invective.' Such
is your case, my son. You have a genius for general invective. You are
the man _Peaceful Moments_ has been waiting for."
"If you think so--"
"I do think so. Let us consider it settled. And now, tell me, what do
you think of our little journal?"
"Well--aren't you asking for trouble? Isn't the proprietor--?"
Smith waved his hand airily.
"Dismiss him from your mind," he said. "He is a gentleman of the name
of Benjamin Scobell, who--"
"Benjamin Scobell!"
"Who lives in Europe and never sees the paper. I happen to know that he
is anxious to get rid of it. His solicitors have instructions to accept
any reasonable offer. If only I could close in on a small roll, I would
buy it myself, for by the time we have finished our improvements, it
will be a sound investment for the young speculator. Have you read the
Broster Street story? It has hit somebody already. Already some unknown
individual is grasping the lemon in his unwilling fingers. And--to
remove any diffidence you may still have about lending your sympathetic
aid--that was written by no hardened professional, but by our
stenographer. She'll be in soon, and I'll introduce you. You'll like
her. I do not despair, later on, of securing an epoch-making
contribution from Comrade Maloney."
As he spoke, that bulwark of the paper entered in person, bearing an
envelope.
"Ah, Comrade Maloney," said Smith. "Is that your contribution? What is
the subject? 'Mustangs I have Met?'"
"A kid brought dis," said Pugsy. "Dere ain't no answer."
Smith read the letter with raised eyebrows.
"We shall have to get another stenographer," he said. "The gifted
author of our Broster Street series has quit."
"Oh!" said John, not interested.
"Quit at a moment's notice and without explanation. I can't understand
it."
"I guess she had some reason," said John, absently. He was inclined to
be absent during these days. His mind was always stealing away to
occupy itself with the problem of the discovery of Betty. The motives
that might have led a stenographer to resign her position had no
interest for him.
Smith shrugged his shoulders.
"Oh, Woman, Woman!" he said resignedly.
"She says she will send in some more Broster Street stuff, though,
which is a comfort. But I'm sorry she's quit. You would have liked
her."
"Yes?" said John.
At this moment there came from the outer office a piercing squeal. It
penetrated into the editorial sanctum, losing only a small part of its
strength on the way. Smith looked up with patient sadness.
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