The Prince and BettyWodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
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The Prince and Betty
Wodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
Humorous stories
Of the imminence of the danger he was perfectly aware. He had known
from the first that Mr. Parker's concluding words were not an empty
threat. His experience as a reporter had given him the knowledge that
is only given in its entirety to police and newspaper men: that there
are two New Yorks--one, a modern, well-policed city, through which one
may walk from end to end without encountering adventure; the other, a
city as full of sinister intrigue, of whisperings and conspiracies, of
battle, murder, and sudden death in dark byways, as any town of
mediaeval Italy. Given certain conditions, anything may happen in New
York. And Smith realized that these conditions now prevailed in his own
case. He had come into conflict with New York's underworld.
Circumstances had placed him below the surface, where only his wits
could help him.
He would have been prepared to see the thing through by himself, but
there was no doubt that John as an ally would be a distinct comfort.
Nevertheless, he felt compelled to give his friend a last chance of
withdrawing.
"You know," he said, "there is really no reason why you should--"
"But I'm going to," interrupted John. "That's all there is to it.
What's going to happen, anyway? I don't know anything about these
gangs. I thought they spent all their time shooting each other up."
"Not all, unfortunately, Comrade John. They are always charmed to take
on a small job like this on the side."
"And what does it come to? Do we have an entire gang camping on our
trail in a solid mass, or only one or two toughs?"
"Merely a section, I should imagine. Comrade Parker would go to the
main boss of the gang--Bat Jarvis, if it was the Groome Street gang, or
Spider Reilly and Dude Dawson if he wanted the Three Points or the
Table Hill lot. The boss would chat over the matter with his own
special partners, and they would fix it up among themselves. The rest
of the gang would probably know nothing about it. The fewer in the
game, you see, the fewer to divide the Parker dollars. So what we have
to do is to keep a lookout for a dozen or so aristocrats of that
dignified deportment which comes from constant association with the
main boss, and, if we can elude these, all will be well."
* * * * *
It was by Smith's suggestion that the editorial staff of _Peaceful
Moments_ dined that night at the Astor roof-garden.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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