The Prince and BettyWodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
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The Prince and Betty
Wodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
Humorous stories
"Ex-hib-it-i-on ten-round bout," thundered the burly gentleman,
"between Cyclone Dick Fisher--"
Loud applause. Mr. Fisher was one of the famous, a fighter with a
reputation from New York to San Francisco. He was generally considered
the most likely man to give the hitherto invincible Jimmy Garvin a hard
battle for the light-weight championship.
"Oh, you Dick!" roared the crowd.
Mr. Fisher bowed benevolently.
"--and Kid Brady, member of this--"
There was noticeably less applause for the Kid. He was an unknown. A
few of those present had heard of his victories in the West, but these
were but a small section of the crowd. When the faint applause had
ceased, Smith rose to his feet.
"Oh, you Kid!" he observed encouragingly. "I should not like Comrade
Brady," he said, reseating himself, "to think that he has no friend but
his poor old mother, as occurred on a previous occasion."
The burly gentleman, followed by the two armies of assistants, dropped
down from the ring, and the gong sounded.
Mr. Fisher sprang from his corner as if somebody had touched a spring.
He seemed to be of the opinion that if you are a cyclone, it is never
too soon to begin behaving like one. He danced round the Kid with an
india-rubber agility. The _Peaceful Moments_ representative
exhibited more stolidity. Except for the fact that he was in fighting
attitude, with one gloved hand moving slowly in the neighborhood of his
stocky chest, and the other pawing the air on a line with his square
jaw, one would have said that he did not realize the position of
affairs. He wore the friendly smile of the good-natured guest who is
led forward by his hostess to join in some game to amuse the children.
Suddenly his opponent's long left shot out. The Kid, who had been
strolling forward, received it under the chin, and continued to stroll
forward as if nothing of note had happened. He gave the impression of
being aware that Mr. Fisher had committed a breach of good taste and of
being resolved to pass it off with ready tact.
The Cyclone, having executed a backward leap, a forward leap, and a
feint, landed heavily with both hands. The Kid's genial smile did not
even quiver, but he continued to move forward. His opponent's left
flashed out again, but this time, instead of ignoring the matter, the
Kid replied with a heavy right swing, and Mr. Fisher leaping back,
found himself against the ropes. By the time he had got out of that
uncongenial position, two more of the Kid's swings had found their
mark. Mr. Fisher, somewhat perturbed, scuttled out into the middle of
the ring, the Kid following in his self-contained, stolid way.
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