The Prince and BettyWodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
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The Prince and Betty
Wodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
Humorous stories
"So we've come along to you. We can look after ourselves out of the
office, but what we want is someone to help in case they try to rush us
there. In brief, a fighting editor. At all costs we must have privacy.
No writer can prune and polish his sentences to his satisfaction if he
is compelled constantly to break off in order to eject boisterous
toughs. We therefore offer you the job of sitting in the outer room and
intercepting these bravoes before they can reach us. The salary we
leave to you. There are doubloons and to spare in the old oak chest.
Take what you need and put the rest--if any--back. How does the offer
strike you, Comrade Brady?"
"Gents," said the Kid, "it's this way."
He slipped into his coat, and resumed.
"Now that I've made good by licking Dick, they'll be giving me a chance
of a big fight. Maybe with Jimmy Garvin. Well, if that happens, see
what I mean? I'll have to be going away somewhere and getting into
training. I shouldn't be able to come and sit with you. But, if you
gents feel like it, I'd be mighty glad to come in till I'm wanted to go
into training camp."
"Great," said Smith. "And touching salary--"
"Shucks!" said the Kid with emphasis. "Nix on the salary thing. I
wouldn't take a dime. If it hadn't 'a' been for you, I'd have been
waiting still for a chance of lining up in the championship class.
That's good enough for me. Any old thing you want me to do, I'll do it,
and glad to."
"Comrade Brady," said Smith warmly, "you are, if I may say so, the
goods. You are, beyond a doubt, supremely the stuff. We three, then,
hand-in-hand, will face the foe, and if the foe has good, sound sense,
he will keep right away. You appear to be ready. Shall we meander
forth?"
The building was empty and the lights were out when they emerged from
the dressing-room. They had to grope their way in darkness. It was
raining when they reached the street, and the only signs of life were a
moist policeman and the distant glare of saloon lights down the road.
They turned off to the left, and, after walking some hundred yards,
found themselves in a blind alley.
"Hello!" said John. "Where have we come to?"
Smith sighed.
"In my trusting way," he said, "I had imagined that either you or
Comrade Brady was in charge of this expedition and taking me by a known
route to the nearest subway station. I did not think to ask. I placed
myself, without hesitation, wholly in your hands."
"I thought the Kid knew the way," said John.
"I was just taggin' along with you gents," protested the light-weight.
"I thought you was taking me right. This is the first time I been up
here."
"Next time we three go on a little jaunt anywhere," said Smith
resignedly, "it would be as well to take a map and a corps of guides
with us. Otherwise we shall start for Broadway and finish up at
Minneapolis."
They emerged from the blind alley and stood in the dark street, looking
doubtfully up and down it.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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