The Prince and BettyWodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
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The Prince and Betty
Wodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
Humorous stories
It was not a long affair. The rules and conditions governing the
encounter offended the delicate sensibilities of the gang. Like artists
who feel themselves trammeled by distasteful conventions, they were
damped and could not do themselves justice. Their forte was long-range
fighting with pistols. With that they felt en rapport. But this vulgar
brawling in the darkness with muscular opponents who hit hard and often
with the clenched fist was distasteful to them. They could not develop
any enthusiasm for it. They carried pistols, but it was too dark and
the combatants were too entangled to allow them to use these.
There was but one thing to be done. Reluctant as they might be to
abandon their fallen leader, it must be done. Already they were
suffering grievously from John, the black-jack, and the lightning blows
of the Kid. For a moment they hung, wavering, then stampeded in
half-a-dozen different directions, melting into the night whence they
had come.
John, full of zeal, pursued one fugitive some fifty yards down the
street, but his quarry, exhibiting a rare turn of speed, easily
outstripped him.
He came back, panting, to find Smith and the Kid examining the fallen
leader of the departed ones with the aid of a match, which went out
just as John arrived.
The Kid struck another. The head of it fell off and dropped upon the
up-turned face. The victim stirred, shook himself, sat up, and began to
mutter something in a foggy voice.
"He's still woozy," said the Kid.
"Still--what exactly, Comrade Brady?"
"In the air," explained the Kid. "Bats in the belfry. Dizzy. See what I
mean? It's often like that when a feller puts one in with a bit of
weight behind it just where that one landed. Gee! I remember when I
fought Martin Kelly; I was only starting to learn the game then. Martin
and me was mixing it good and hard all over the ring, when suddenly he
puts over a stiff one right on the point. What do you think I done?
Fall down and take the count? Not on your life. I just turns round and
walks straight out of the ring to my dressing-room. Willie Harvey, who
was seconding me, comes tearing in after me, and finds me getting into
my clothes. 'What's doing, Kid?' he asks. 'I'm going fishin', Willie,'
I says. 'It's a lovely day.' 'You've lost the fight,' he says. 'Fight?'
says I. 'What fight?' See what I mean? I hadn't a notion of what had
happened. It was half an hour and more before I could remember a
thing."
During this reminiscence, the man on the ground had contrived to clear
his mind of the mistiness induced by the Kid's upper cut. The first
sign he showed of returning intelligence was a sudden dash for safety
up the road. But he had not gone five yards when he sat down limply.
The Kid was inspired to further reminiscence.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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