London (England) -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
She desired at last to raise their common experience to a loftier
level, to enjoy what she called a high-class treat. Their conversation
was condemned, for the most part, to go forward in the streets, the
wintry, dusky, foggy streets, which looked bigger and more numerous in
their perpetual obscurity, and in which everything was covered with
damp, gritty smut, an odour extremely agreeable to Miss Henning.
Happily she shared Hyacinth’s relish of vague perambulation, and was
still more addicted than he to looking into the windows of shops,
before which, in long, contemplative halts, she picked out freely the
articles she shouldn’t mind calling her own. Hyacinth always pronounced
the objects of her selection hideous, and made no scruple to tell her
that she had the worst taste of any girl in the place. Nothing that he
could say to her affronted her so much, as her pretensions in the way
of a cultivated judgment were boundless. Had not, indeed, her natural
aptitude been fortified, in the neighbourhood of Buckingham Palace
(there was scarcely anything they didn’t sell in the great shop of
which she was an ornament), by daily contact with the freshest products
of modern industry? Hyacinth laughed this establishment to scorn, and
told her there was nothing in it, from top to bottom, that a real
artist would look at. She inquired, with answering derision, if this
were a description of his own few inches; but in reality she was
fascinated, as much as she was provoked, by his air of being difficult
to please, of seeing indescribable differences among things. She had
given herself out, originally, as very knowing, but he could make her
feel stupid. When once in a while he pointed out a commodity that he
condescended to like (this didn’t happen often, because the only shops
in which there was a chance of his making such a discovery were closed
at nightfall) she stared, bruised him more or less with her elbow, and
declared that if any one should give her such a piece of rubbish she
would sell it for fourpence. Once or twice she asked him to be so good
as to explain to her in what its superiority consisted—she could not
rid herself of a suspicion that there might be something in his
opinion, and she was angry at not finding herself as positive as any
one. But Hyacinth replied that it was no use attempting to tell her;
she wouldn’t understand, and she had better continue to admire the
insipid productions of an age which had lost the sense of quality—a
phrase which she remembered, proposing to herself even to make use of
it, on some future occasion, but was quite unable to interpret.
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