Humorous stories, English; Men -- Societies and clubs -- Fiction; Short stories, English
‘An interesting point,’ said the chairman. ‘Can a man be said to win
who has never competed? I shall decide in Dr Alden’s favour. Leonard
says nothing of intention. He only demands certain facts. And these
facts the doctor by an amazing stroke of luck has been able to
provide. The prize of one hundred and ten pounds will be divided
equally between him and Major Byles, unless there is any further
claim.’
No further claim was forthcoming. The chairman then announced that Mr
Matthews would preside at the next meeting, and read out the problem
set for the following month, called ‘The Win-and-Lose Problem,’ and
there was a general feeling that it would take some doing.
No. IV.
The Win-and-Lose Problem
At the forty-sixth meeting of the Problem Club, the waiters having
left the room, Mr Matthews, smiling and rubicund, took his place as
chairman. He finished his glass of an old and veritable cognac, lit
with care and a cedar-wood spill a cigar that can only be obtained by
the favour of the planter, and read out the terms of the Win-and-Lose
Problem.
‘It is required to win an even bet of one pound, resulting in a net
loss of one pound to the winner; and to lose an even bet of one pound
resulting in a net gain of one pound to the loser. No competitor is to
make more than two bets.’
‘Well, gentlemen,’ said Mr Matthews, ‘I’m supposed to make one or two
preliminary observations. Now here’s a thing that strikes me. You may
remember that when we tackled the Kiss Problem, our reverend friend Mr
Cunliffe said that it revealed the artful Leonard as an apostle of
morality. Of course, the padre took the jack-pot on that occasion, and
so he may have been prejudiced, but it looks to me now as if he may
have been right. See for yourselves. You’ve got to win a bet and lose
money by it, and then you’ve got to lose a bet and make money by it,
and at the end of it you’re left just where you were when you started.
There’s not much deadly fascination and excitement about that—why,
it’s enough to make you lose your taste for gambling.
‘Yes, and there’s one more point. I noticed a good deal of
preoccupation at dinner to-night. Very few of you seemed to be putting
your heart into the work, and I believe I was the only man who had the
_vol-au-vent_ brought back to him for further reference. Great mistake
that of yours. Some of you tried to work out sums on the back of your
menus. I detected Major Byles, with corrugated brows, in the act of
making pencil calculations on the tablecloth. Yes, there’s not a doubt
that Leonard has given you a worrying time, and some of you were
wrestling with it right up to the last moment. It won’t surprise me if
there’s not a winner among the whole lot of you. However, we’ll begin
with a likely chance. You, Sir Charles, have got a reputation as a
learned man; can I ask the secretary to draw a cheque in your favour?’
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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