Humorous stories, English; Men -- Societies and clubs -- Fiction; Short stories, English
‘It was tried and happened as I had foretold. The butler addressed
Fraser as Sir Charles.’
‘But how did you manage about the photograph?’
‘That was done by means of a bet. Old Mitten is a great believer in
system, and has his own infallible method for cataloguing photographic
negatives so that a mistake is impossible. I chaffed him about it and
told him that I would cause him to enter two lots of negatives
wrongly. I offered to bet a sovereign on it and he accepted with
avidity. I then settled with Fraser what we would do. Fraser booked an
appointment with the photographer for the morning that I left for
London, and I booked another for myself in the afternoon, the
appointments being made by post. I kept Fraser’s appointment just
before I left for the station, and Fraser kept mine in the afternoon
after he had finished with Hammond’s butler. Mitten found out what had
been done, of course, catalogued the negatives correctly, and has
collected his sovereign. But I understand that he has not informed his
employer, on the ground that the employer dislikes larks. The entries
in the appointment book remain as they were. So that it is on record
that I was photographed in the afternoon, though the photographic
negatives entered under my name are really those taken from me in the
morning.’
‘This,’ said the chairman, ‘is the most elaborate attempt we have had.
Nobody else claims to have been seen in two places at the same time. I
do not say that the evidence is perfect, but then the evidence of an
alibi must always have a hole in it somewhere. Does anybody claim to
have beaten it? Nobody? Then I have no hesitation in deciding in Sir
Charles’s favour, and I congratulate him on the distinction—which, so
far, has been held by Mr Pusely-Smythe alone—of winning the prize on
two successive occasions.’
The next problem was now read out. It was entitled ‘The Threepenny
Problem,’ and ran as follows: ‘It is required to offer a half-crown
for a threepenny bus-fare, and to receive the change wholly in
threepenny bits. No gift or promise of a gift may be made to the
conductor to induce him to give the change in this form.’
‘That’s the easiest we’ve ever had,’ grumbled Major Byles. ‘So, of
course, it’s my turn to be in the chair, and I can’t compete.’
No. X.
The Threepenny Problem
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