The Prodigal Village: A Christmas TaleBacheller, Irving
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The Prodigal Village: A Christmas Tale
Bacheller, Irving
Christmas stories; Fiction
"No, and I don't propose to work in this rain for anybody; if I did I'd
fix my own roof. To tell you the truth, I don't have to work at all! I
calculate that I've got all the money I need. So, when it rains, I
intend to rest and get acquainted with my family."
He was firm but in no way disagreeable about it.
Some of the half-dozen men who, in like trouble, called on him for help
that day were inclined to resent his declaration of independence and his
devotion to leisure, but really Mr. Snodgrass was well within his
rights.
It was a more serious matter when Judge Crocker's plumbing leaked and
flooded his kitchen and cellar. Israel Sneed was in Millerton every day
and working overtime more or less. He refused to put a hand on the
Judge's pipes. He was sorry but he couldn't make a horse of himself and
even if he could the time was past when he had to do it. Judge Crooker
brought a plumber from Hazelmead, sixty miles in a motor-car, and had to
pay seventy dollars for time, labor and materials. This mechanic
declared that there was too much pressure on the pipes, a judgment of
whose accuracy we have abundant proof in the history of the next week or
so. Never had there been such a bursting of pipes and flooding of
cellars. That little lake up in the hills which supplied the water of
Bingville seemed to have got the common notion of moving into the
village. A dozen cellars were turned into swimming pools. Modern
improvements were going out of commission. A committee went to Hazelmead
and after a week's pleading got a pair of young and inexperienced
plumbers to come to Bingville.
"They must 'a' plugged 'em with gold," said Deacon Hosley, when the bill
arrived.
New leaks were forthcoming, but Hiram Blenkinsop conceived the notion of
stopping them with poultices of white lead and bandages of canvas bound
with fine wire. They dripped and many of the pipes of Bingville looked
as if they were suffering from sprained ankles and sore throats, but
Hiram had prevented another deluge.
The price of coal had driven the people of Bingville back to the woods
for fuel. The old wood stoves had been cleaned and set up in the
sitting-rooms and kitchens. The saving had been considerable. Now, so
many men were putting in their time on the house and grounds of J.
Patterson Bing and the new factory at Millerton that the local wood
dealer found it impossible to get the help he needed. Not twenty-five
per cent. of the orders on his books could be filled.
Mr. Bing's house was finished in October. Then Snodgrass announced that
he was going to take it easy as became a man of his opulence. He had
bought a farm and would only work three days a week at his trade. Sneed
had also bought a farm and acquired a feeling of opulence. He was going
to work when he felt like it. Before he tackled any leaking pipes he
proposed to make a few leaks in the deer up in the Adirondacks. So the
roofs and the plumbing had to wait.
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