The Prodigal Village: A Christmas TaleBacheller, Irving
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The Prodigal Village: A Christmas Tale
Bacheller, Irving
Christmas stories; Fiction
While this was happening, Mr. Baker confided his troubles to Judge
Crooker in the latter's office. The Judge heard him through and then
delivered another notable opinion, to wit: "There are many subjects on
which the judgment of the average man is of little value, but in the
matter of bringing up a daughter it is apt to be sound. Also there are
many subjects on which the judgment of the average woman may be trusted,
but in the matter of bringing up a daughter it is apt to be unsound. I
say this, after some forty years of observation."
"What is the reason?" Mr. Baker asked.
"Well, a daughter has to be prepared to deal with men," the Judge went
on. "The masculine temperament is involved in all the critical problems
of her life. Naturally the average man is pretty well informed on the
subject of men. You have prospered these late years. You have been so
busy getting rich that you have just used your home to eat and sleep in.
You can't do a home any good by eating and snoring and reading a paper
in it."
"My wife would have her own way there," said Baker.
"That doesn't alter the fact that you have neglected your home. You have
let things slide. You wore yourself out in this matter of money-getting.
You were tired when you got home at night--all in, as they say. The bank
was the main thing with you. I repeat that you let things slide at home
and the longer they slide the faster they slide when they're going down
hill. You can always count on that in a case of sliding. The young have
a taste for velocity and often it comes so unaccountably fast that they
don't know what to do with it, so they're apt to get their necks broken
unless there's some one to put on the brakes."
Mr. Emanuel Baker arose and began to stride up and down the room.
"Upon my word, Judge! I don't know what to do," he exclaimed.
"There's only one thing to do. Go and find the young people and give
them your blessing. If you can discover a spark of manhood in the
fellow, make the most of it. The chances are against that, but let us
hope for the best. Above all, I want you to be gentle with Pauline. You
are more to blame than she is."
"I don't see how I can spare the time, but I'll have to," said Baker.
"Time! Fiddlesticks!" the Judge exclaimed. "What a darn fool money
makes of a man! You have lost your sense of proportion, your
appreciation of values. Bill Pritchard used to talk that way to me. He
has been lying twenty years in his grave. He hadn't a minute to spare
until one day he fell dead--then leisure and lots of leisure it would
seem--and the business has doubled since he quit worrying about it. My
friend, you can not take a cent into Paradise, but the soul of Pauline
is a different kind of property. It might be a help to you there. Give
plenty of time to this job, and good luck to you."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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