The professor's experiment: A novel, Vol. 2 (of 3)Duchess
Science
The professor's experiment: A novel, Vol. 2 (of 3)
Duchess
Science fiction
‘Ah, that’s it!’ says Dom. ‘Really, Betty, I think you might hold on
long enough to finish your own story. It appears Aunt Jemima went up to
the farm yesterday, and found that they had taken the bath as an
ornament, and had nailed it up against the sitting-room wall with four
long tenpenny nails, and—’ Here, in spite of his lecture to Betty, Mr.
Fitzgerald himself gives way, and, falling back upon the grass, shouts
with laughter.
‘They took it,’ gasps Carew, ‘as some curio from some barbarous
country—a sort of shield, you know; a savage weapon! They had never seen
a bath before. Oh my!’ He, too, has gone into an ecstasy of mirth. ‘I
expect they thought it was straight from South Africa.’
‘Poor Aunt Jemima!’ says Betty, when she can speak. ‘It must have been a
blow to her.’
‘Talking of blows,’ says Carew, turning to her sharply, and somewhat
indignantly, ‘I never knew anyone blow their nose like you, Betty;
you’ve been at it now since early dawn.’
‘Well, I can’t help it,’ says Betty, very rightly aggrieved, ‘if I have
got a cold in my head.’
‘I’ve a cold, too,’ says Jacky dismally—Jacky is always dismal—‘but it
isn’t as bad as Betty’s. My head is aching, but Betty’s nose is only
running.’
A frightful silence follows upon this terrific speech. Mr. Fitzgerald,
who can always be depended upon at a crisis, breaks it.
‘Not far, I trust,’ says he, with exaggerated anxiety. ‘We could hardly
spare it. Betty’s nose is the one presentable member of that sort in the
family.’
Betty, between the pauses of this speech, can be heard threatening
Jacky. ‘No, no; never! I won’t give it now. You’re a little wretch! Even
if I promised to give it I don’t care. I’ll take it back. You shan’t
have it now.’
But all this is so distinctly not meant to be heard that no one takes
any notice of it, and any serious consequences are prevented by the fact
that Dominick, rising, throws himself between the puzzled Jacky and the
irate Betty. In the meantime, Crosby draws himself along the rug until
he is even closer to Susan, who now again is looking serious.
‘What is troubling you, righteous soul?’ asks he lightly.
‘How do you know I am troubled? I am not, really.’
‘Yet you are thinking, and very gravely, too.’
‘Ah, that is another thing. I was thinking,’ says Susan gently, ‘of the
girl in there’—nodding towards the Cottage. ‘It must be a very sad thing
to have no one belonging to you.’
‘Sad indeed! But you must not let your sympathy for her run too far
afield. If not a father or mother, she must have—other ties.’
‘Brothers, you mean, or sisters?’
‘Yes, just so—brothers or sisters. They’ll turn up presently, no doubt.’
He looks at her as if waiting for an inspiration, and then it comes to
him.
‘What a sympathetic mind you have!’ says he. ‘And yet you don’t give me
a share of it. You have known me quite a long time now, and I have no
father or mother, yet you have not wept with me.’
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