The professor's experiment: A novel, Vol. 2 (of 3)Duchess
Science
The professor's experiment: A novel, Vol. 2 (of 3)
Duchess
Science fiction
‘That,’ I regret to say, is a stone directed with unerring aim by Betty,
and received by the hen on her shoulder with a shock that makes her
bound, not only into the air, but ‘over the garden wall’ and into the
yard beyond, with a haste that perhaps she calls undue. And now Susan
has routed out the other two, and, with a cackling that would rouse the
dead, they rush after their companion towards that spot in the wall that
is easiest for the purposes of ingress and egress from the yard to the
garden. Susan races after them, ‘shoo-ing’ with all her might,
generously supported by Betty and her shower of small stones. So ardent,
so bloodthirsty, is the chase, it is matter for wonder that the hens,
having once gone through such an encounter, could ever brave it again.
But hens are amongst the bravest things living—Amazons in their own
line. It is indeed popularly supposed in our neighbourhood that the
souls of those defunct termagants have entered into them, and, at all
events, there does not rest a doubt now in the minds of Susan and Betty
that in half an hour’s time those hens will have returned to the charge,
as fresh as ever.
‘We must get a wire netting put up along there,’ says Betty angrily.
‘What’s the good of our planting seeds and roots and things for the
amusement of those abominable hens? And why should they think there are
more grubs under a picotee than under a common daisy?’
‘I wish there was a netting put up,’ says Susan, who is distinctly
flushed. ‘But who’s going to do it? Father won’t. Wiring costs
something, and there would be a good bit of it to be put up
there’—pointing to the long wall.
‘Maybe Dom would, when he gets his next half-year’s allowance.’
‘I don’t think you ought to ask him,’ says Susan. ‘He is not our
brother, you know.’
‘He’s nearly as good,’ says Betty.
‘Still, he isn’t, and I, for one, wouldn’t ask him.’
‘I would. The only thing is that perhaps father wouldn’t like it.’
‘I know he wouldn’t.’
‘What’s to be done, then? Are we to spend our time hunting these blessed
hens until the day we die? If so’—tragically—‘I hope that day will come
full soon. Oh, I declare, there’s the cock! Run, Susan, run! Oh, the
villain! the ringleader! Catch him, Susan! Oh, there, he’s gone under
the laurels! Oh, the artful thing!’
‘No he isn’t,’ cries Susan; ‘he’s over there, near you. I see his leg.
This side—this side, Betty. Ah, now you have him! Hold him—hold him
tight.’ Betty has caught hold of the king of the yard, and is dragging
him ruthlessly from his hiding-place. There are yells from the cock, and
muttered execrations from Betty. But finally the cock has the best of
it. With a whir and a whoop he makes a last grand sprint, and once again
knows the splendours of freedom.
Away he goes down the garden-path, and away go the girls after him.
‘Squawk, squawk, squawk!’ cries the cock; and ‘Oh, if I catch you!’
cries Betty, under her breath. Her breath is, indeed, running very
short. Susan’s has given way entirely.
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