The Profligate: A Play in Four ActsPinero, Arthur Wing
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The Profligate: A Play in Four Acts
Pinero, Arthur Wing
English drama -- 19th century; Man-woman relationships -- Drama; Married people -- Drama
_The scene is the Loggia of the Villa Colobiano, a beautiful old
Florentine villa on the road to Fiesole, with a view of Florence
in the distance. It is an artistic-looking place, with elegant
pillars supporting a painted ceiling, coloured marble flooring,
and a handsome balustrade and steps leading to the road and garden
below, while noticeable on the wall of the villa, between the two
entrance windows, is a glass case protecting the remnants of an
old, half-obliterated fresco._
_WEAVER is gazing down the road through a pair of field-glasses, and
PRISCILLA is bringing in the tea things, which she proceeds to
arrange on a little table._
WEAVER.
Pris.
PRISCILLA.
Hush! [_Pointing towards the inner room._] Mr. Wilfrid has gone right
off, tired out with his travelling.
WEAVER.
I’m very sorry, but what am I to do? Here’s a carriage, with some
ladies, coming up the road; of course they’ll pull up here to look at
our blessed cartoon.
PRISCILLA.
Well, whatever folks can see in them few smears and scratches to come
botherin’ us about, passes my belief.
WEAVER.
_You_ don’t see nothing in it, of course--a country-bred girl. But
there’s a real bit of Michael Angelo under that glass. When he was
stayin’ in this ’ouse some time back he amused himself by drawing that
with a piece of black chalk.
PRISCILLA.
Why don’t he send and fetch it away?
WEAVER.
It’s on the wall of the villa--how can he fetch it? And then again,
he’s dead. [_A bell rings._] I said so.
PRISCILLA.
Bother it! It’s sp’iled my dear little missy’s honeymoon. Jest as
master is stroking the back of her little ’and, or dear missy is a’
goin’ to droop her head on master’s shoulder, in comes Weaver with
“Somebody to look at the wall!” Lovin’ master as she do, why don’t she
wipe it off and a’ done with it!
[_MRS. STONEHAY’S voice is heard within the house._]
MRS. STONEHAY.
There is a step there, Irene--I have already struck my foot.
PRISCILLA.
Hush! Don’t show it ’em, Weaver.
WEAVER.
I must. The villa was let to us on condition that all visitors was
allowed to see the cartoon. This way, please.
[_He shows in MRS. STONEHAY, a pompous-looking woman with an arrogant
and artificial manner, and her daughter IRENE, a handsome girl of
about twenty, cold in speech and bearing._]
MRS. STONEHAY.
I hope we have not toiled up two flights of stairs for nothing. What is
there to be seen here?
PRISCILLA.
[_Pointing to WILFRID._] Please, ma’am, the young gentleman has just
travelled right through from England, and has fallen asleep.
MRS. STONEHAY.
Oh, indeed. This is surely not _all_.
WEAVER.
[_Opening the glass case._] Here is the cartoon, ma’am.
MRS. STONEHAY.
Cartoon--where?
WEAVER.
A allegorical design, by Michael Angelo, ma’am; done when he was
stayin’ in this very ’ouse.
MRS. STONEHAY.
Quite interesting! [_Pedantically_] Michael Angelo.
WEAVER.
Michael Angelo.
MRS. STONEHAY.
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