The promotion of the admiral, and other sea comedies — John Shaqi
The promotion of the admiral, and other sea comediesRoberts, Morley
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The promotion of the admiral, and other sea comedies
Roberts, Morley
English fiction -- 20th century; Sea stories, English; Short stories, English
He drank to the future of Admiral Sir Richard Dunn, master of the
_California_.
THE SETTLEMENT WITH SHANGHAI SMITH.
It is easy to understand that there was something more than a flutter
in shipping circles in San Francisco, to say nothing of the sailors'
boarding-houses, when a telegram reached that city from New York
which was expanded as follows:--
"_THE LOST ADMIRAL._
"_Admiral Sir Richard Dunn, whose mysterious disappearance in San
Francisco three months ago caused such great excitement, has arrived
at New York in command of the ship _California_. He was, it appears,
assaulted, and drugged, and put on board that vessel, and owing to a
series of exciting incidents during the passage, finally took charge
of her. The admiral is in good health. He states that he has no
idea who was responsible for the outrage._"
The bar-tender at Shanghai Smith's house was the first to spot this
cable. He put his hand on the bar and vaulted it.
"Say, Billy, see this."
He shook up the runner who was taking a caulk on a hard bench, having
been engaged between four and six in getting three drunken men on
board the _Wanderer_. It is often easier to get a dozen amenable to
reason than three, just as it is easier to handle many sheep than
few. He was very tired and sulky.
"Well, wo'd's up now?" he grunted.
"Hell is up, and flamin'," said Tom. "You ain't forgot the admiral
by any chance, now?"
Billy woke as suddenly as if he had been sleeping on the look-out and
had been found hard and fast by the mate.
"Eh, what, has the _California_ turned up?"
"You bet she has," said Tom. And he burst into laughter. "What d'ye
reckon he was on board of her when she came to N' York?"
"Cook's mate?"
"No, captain, captain! Think of that. And he says he don't know who
laid him out and put him aboard of her."
Billy rose.
"Here, gimme the paper. You're drunk."
He read the telegram with protruding eyes.
"By the holy frost, but he must be a dandy, Say, Smith must know
this."
He marched to Smith's bedroom and induced his boss to sit up and hear
the news, after Smith had used more bad language with his eyes shut
than most men in San Francisco could lay their tongues to when wide
awake.
"Don't I tell you it's about the admiral," expostulated Billy; "it's
about Dunn, as you shoved on the _California_."
But now Shanghai was wide awake. He looked at Billy with wicked eyes.
"As _I_ shoved in the _California_, eh? Say that again and I'll get
up and knock the corners off of you. You miserable Tarhead, if I
hear you whisper that I had the last joint of the little finger of my
left hand in the game, I'll murder you."
Billy fell back from the bed in alarm. Though he looked big enough
to have eaten Shanghai Smith, he lacked the "devil" which had made
his boss what he was--the terror of the "coast" and of sailormen, and
a political power in his quarter of the city.
"Oh, very well then, Mr. Smith, but who done it?"
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