The promotion of the admiral, and other sea comediesRoberts, Morley
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The promotion of the admiral, and other sea comedies
Roberts, Morley
English fiction -- 20th century; Sea stories, English; Short stories, English
This clear proof that Mr. Smith did not respect them and was kind was
received without a murmur. And as the boss did not return, the tide
of conversation drifted in the narrower more personal channels of the
marvels that had happened in the "last ship." And in the meantime
H.M.S. _Triumphant_, known familiarly on the Pacific Coast station as
"the _Nonsuch_, two decks and no bottom," was bringing Rear-Admiral
Sir Richard Dunn, K.C.B., to his fate in San Francisco.
"Was there ever such luck--was there ever such luck?" murmured Mr.
Shanghai Smith. "To think of him turnin' up, all of his own accord,
on my partic'lar stampin' ground! And I'll lay odds he's clean
forgot me. I'll brighten up his memr'y with sand and canvas and
souji-mouji, so I will! Holy sailor, was there ever such luck?"
The morning of the following day H.M.S. _Triumphant_ lay at her
anchors off Saucelito in San Francisco Bay, and was glad to be there.
For this was in the times when the whole British fleet was not
absolutely according to Cocker. She leaked not a little and she
rolled a great deal, and she would not mind her helm except upon
those occasions when the officer in charge of the deck laid his money
and his reputation on her going to starboard when, according to all
rules, she should have altered her course to port. But though she
was a wet ship with a playful habit of trying to scoop the Pacific
Ocean dry, and though her tricks would have broken the heart of the
Chief Naval Constructor had he seen her at them, she was the flagship
in spite of her conduct, because at that time she was half the whole
Pacific Squadron. The other half was lying outside Esquimault Dry
Dock waiting for it to be finished. And when the _Chronicle_ said
that "Dicky Dunn" was the admiral, it had not lied. If any of that
paper's reporters had known "Dicky" as his men knew him, he would
have spread himself in a column on the admiral's character and
personal appearance.
"He's the dead-spit of a boson's mate, to be sure," said the crew of
the _Triumphant_ when they received him at Esquimault. "An 'ard nut
he looks!"
And a "hard nut" he certainly was. Though he stood five feet nine in
height, he looked two inches less, for he was as broad as a door and
as sturdy as the fore-bitts. His complexion was the colour of the
sun when it sets in a fog for fine weather: the skin on his hands
shone and was as scaly as a lizard's hide. His teeth were white and
his eyes piercing. He could roar like a fog-horn, and sing, as the
crew said, "like any hangel." There wasn't the match of "Dicky" on
any of the seas the wide world over. The only trouble was that he
looked so much like the traditional sailor and buccaneer that no one
could believe he was anything higher than a warrant officer at the
most when he had none of his official gear about him.
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