The promotion of the admiral, and other sea comedies — John Shaqi
The promotion of the admiral, and other sea comediesRoberts, Morley
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The promotion of the admiral, and other sea comedies
Roberts, Morley
English fiction -- 20th century; Sea stories, English; Short stories, English
He broke into "Down on the Suwannee River," and advanced with Bill
and Bill's two mates right across the admiral's path. They pretended
to be drunk, and as far as three were concerned, there was not so
much pretence about it after all. But Smith had no intention of
being the first to run athwart the admiral's hawse. When he came
close enough, he shoved the youngest man right into his arms. The
admiral jumped back, and landed that unfortunate individual a
round-arm blow that nearly unshipped his jaw. The next moment every
one was on the ground, for Bill sandbagged the admiral just as he was
knocked down by the lieutenant. As Sir Richard fell, he reached out
and caught Smith by the ankle. The boarding-house master got the
lieutenant by the coat and brought him down too. And as luck would
have it, the youngster's head hit the admiral's with such a crack
that both lay unconscious.
"Do we want the young 'un too?" asked Bill when he rose to his feet,
swinging his sand-bag savagely. And Smith for once lost his head.
"Leave the swine, and puckarow the admiral," he said. And indeed it
was all they could do to carry Sir Richard without exciting any more
attention than four semi-intoxicated men would as they took home a
mate who was quite incapacitated.
But they did get him home to the house in the Barbary Coast. When he
showed signs of coming to, he was promptly dosed and his clothes were
taken off him. As he slept the sleep of the drugged, they put on a
complete suit of rough serge toggery and he became "Tom Deane, A.B."
"They do say that he is the roughest, toughest, hardest nut on
earth," said Bill; "so we'll sec what like he shapes in the
_California_. I dessay he's one of that lot that lets on how
sailormen have an easy time. It's my notion the _California_ will
cure him of that."
By four o'clock in the morning, Tom Deane, who was, as his new
shipmates allowed, a hard-looking man who could, and would, pull his
weight, lay fast asleep in a forward bunk of the _California's_
foc'sle as she was being towed through the Golden Gate. And his
flag-lieutenant was inquiring in hospital what had become of the
admiral, and nobody could tell him more than he himself knew. So
much he told the reporters of the _Chronicle_ and the _Morning Call_,
and flaring headlines announced the disappearance of a British
admiral, and the wires and cables fairly hummed to England and the
world generally. At the same time the San Francisco police laid
every waterfront rat and tough by the heels on the chance that
something might be got out of one of them.
"What did I tell you?" asked Bill in great alarm, as he saw several
intimate friends of his being escorted to gaol.
"Are you weakenin' on it?" said Smith savagely. "If I thought you
was, I'd murder you. Give me away, and when I get out, I'll chase
you three times round the world and knife you, my son."
And though Bill was so much of a "terror," he could not face Smith's
eyes.
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