the pleasant-looking second-cook in it. That his chivalrous efforts had
not yet been crowned with complete success will be understood when we
say that he had seen during his first half-hour of contemplation nothing
at all, during his second half-hour the left-hand top star of the Great
Bear, and finally the fourth spike from the end of the iron railing
which enclosed the square garden, at which he had been gazing closely
for precisely fifteen minutes and a half when the Prophet darted into
the pantry.
Having at length recovered from his shock of surprise sufficiently to
realise that the enormous and immobile dwarf was Mr. Ferdinand, and that
Mr. Ferdinand was not yet aware of his presence, the Prophet resolved
to beat a rapid and noiseless retreat. He carried this resolve into
execution by turning sharply round, knocking his head against a plate
chest, firing the George the Third candlestick into the passage, and
letting the planisphere go into the china jar of “Butler’s own special
pomade” which Mr. Ferdinand kept always open for use upon the pantry
table.
To say that Mr. Ferdinand ceased from looking through the telescope for
the Lord Chancellor’s second-cook at this juncture would, perhaps, not
convey quite a fair idea of the activity which he could on occasion
display even at his somewhat advanced age. It might be more just to
state that, without wasting any precious time in useless elongation, he
described an exceedingly rapid circular movement, still preserving the
shortened form of himself which had so deceived and startled his master,
and brought his eye from the orifice of the telescope to a level with
the Prophet’s knees exactly at the moment when the Prophet rebounded
from the plate chest into the centre of the apartment.
“Oh, is it you, Mr. Ferdinand?” said the Prophet, controlling every
symptom of anguish, with the exception of a rapid flutter of the
eyelids. “I was looking for--for a bradawl.”
The Prophet’s choice of this useful little implement as the reason for
his presence in Mr. Ferdinand’s special sanctum was prompted by the fact
that, just as he was speaking, he happened to see a bradawl lying upon a
neighbouring knife cupboard in the company of a corkscrew.
“And here, I see, is just what I want,” he added calmly.
So far he had displayed extraordinary composure, but at this point he
made a slight mistake, for he picked up the corkscrew and sauntered
quietly away with it into the darkness, leaving Mr. Ferdinand still in
the attitude of a Toby jug, the planisphere still head downwards in
the butler’s own special pomade, and the George the Third candlestick
stretched at full length upon the passage floor.
CHAPTER X
THE PROPHET AND MALKIEL THE SECOND CONVERSE BY TELEGRAM
“Hennessey Vivian, 1000 Berkeley Square, W.
“Please wire result of last night’s observations from eleven till three
inclusive.--Sagittarius.”
“Jupiter Sagittarius, Sagittarius Lodge, Crampton St. Peter, N.
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