The footman put down the tumbler which he was in the act of raising to
his pouted lips.
“Assistance, Mr. Ferdinand!” he ejaculated. “Mrs. Merillia, Mr.
Ferdinand!”
“She may--we say she _may_--have to be carried to bed, Gustavus.”
Gustavus’s jaw dropped, and the _French Revolution_ fluttered in his
startled hands.
“Good lawks, Mr. Ferdinand!” he exclaimed (not quoting from Carlyle).
“Have an armchair ready in the hall, Gustavus. Mrs. Merillia must not be
dropped. You understand? That will do, Gustavus.”
And Mr. Ferdinand passed to the adjacent supper-table, to join the upper
housemaid in a discussion of two subjects that were very near to their
hearts, a round of beef and a tureen of pickled cabbage, while Gustavus
got up from the what-not in a bemused manner, and proceeded to search
dreamily for an armchair. He came upon one by chance in the dining-room,
and wheeled it out into the hall just as the clocks in the house rang
out the half-hour after eleven.
The Prophet above sprang up from the couch by the fire, Mr. Ferdinand
below closed his discussion with the upper housemaid, and the former
rapidly came down, the latter up, stairs as the roll of wheels broke
through the silence of the square.
Gustavus, in an attitude of bridled curiosity, was posed beneath a polar
bear that held an electric lamp. His hand was laid upon the back of the
armchair, and his round hazel eyes were turned expectantly towards the
hall as his two masters joined him.
“Is all ready, Mr. Ferdinand?” said the Prophet, anxiously.
“All is ready, sir,” replied the butler.
“Wheel the chair forward, Gustavus, if you please,” said the Prophet.
“Mrs. Merillia must not be dropped. Remember that.”
“Not be dropped, sir--no.”
The chair ran forward on its amicable castors as a carriage was heard
to stop outside. Mr. Ferdinand flung open the portal, and the Prophet
glided out excitedly upon the step.
“Well?” he cried, “well?”
A footman, in a long drab coat with red facings, was preparing to get
off the box of a smart brougham, but before he could reach the pavement,
a charming head, covered with a lace cap, was thrust out of the window,
and a musical and almost girlish voice cried,--
“All nonsense, Hennessey, all rubbish! Saturn don’t know what he’s
talkin’ about. Look!”
The carriage door was vivaciously opened from the inside and a
delightful little old lady, dressed in brown silk, with a long, cheerful
pointed nose, rosy cheeks, and chestnut hair--that almost mightn’t have
been a wig in certain lights--prepared to leap forth without waiting for
the reverent assistance that the Prophet, flanked by Mr. Ferdinand and
Gustavus, was in waiting to afford.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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