The Prude's Progress: A Comedy in Three ActsJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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The Prude's Progress: A Comedy in Three Acts
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
Comedy plays; English drama -- 19th century
And you did so? Of course, you would. (_Looks at watch_). Four
o'clock--too late to do anything to-day. I will go up first thing
to-morrow morning and see if anything can be done. Not that I expect
anything _can_. Ben's got his failings, but he _is_ a good business
man. I'll give a look into your affairs at the same time, mater. I don't
suppose you'll get anything back, but it will be interesting to find out
where it's all gone to.
MRS. BEN DIXON.
(_Rising with grunt of disgust_) Ah! and to think I've got to live with
it, and to call it "my dear" when company's present. I'll make up for it
in private. Theo, keep an eye on me for a bit. Don't let me get at him
unless you want to see me doing my six months' hard for wringing his
neck. (_Goes out_)
THEODORE TRAVERS.
You trust him, mater. He won't let you get at him. (_To Cherry_) Don't
let Ben see that you suspect anything, or he'll----
(_Primrose appears at window_)
PRIMROSE DEANE.
(_Looking in_) Come on, Theodore. I'm waiting for you.
THEODORE TRAVERS.
I know you are. You shall be rewarded anon. I've just got to talk a
little business with Mr. Cherry (_Puts his hand on Cherry's shoulder,
and takes him towards door._) Come up to my study. We shan't be
interrupted there.
It's so very kind of you.
THEODORE TRAVERS.
Not at all--not at all. (_Aside._) Good material for a financial novel.
(_They go off._)
(_Primrose and Nelly come in from garden_.)
PRIMROSE DEANE.
Nelly! something very serious is going on here. Mr. Ben Dixon's been
doing something that he oughtn't.
(_She sits before piano, touching the keys softly, making a faint
suggestion of music here and there throughout the conversation_). I'm
afraid it's a common failing, dear.
Yes--but he's been doing it more than usual. I don't like that man. Ted
doesn't like him either. He says he is an oily old scoundrel.
NELLY MORRIS.
Ted might speak a little more respectfully of his host.
PRIMROSE DEANE.
Oh, he's not our host. It's _Mrs_. Ben Dixon--and besides that was only
to _me_, you know.
NELLY MORRIS.
Oh!
PRIMROSE DEANE.
I never could make out why Mrs. Ben Dixon married him. She's so jolly.
(_Musingly._) One does come across some very ill-assorted couples--very.
When are you going to be married, Nelly?
NELLY MORRIS.
Very soon, I think.
PRIMROSE DEANE.
May I be bridesmaid?
NELLY MORRIS.
Oh, there won't be any bridesmaids, dear, or anything of that sort. We
shall just go into the church, our two selves, come out, and go away.
PRIMROSE DEANE.
No breakfast?
NELLY MORRIS.
( Shakes her head and smiles.) No fuss of any kind.
PRIMROSE DEANE.
No dress! No flowers! No presents! No people!
No cake! (_Nell shakes her head_.) How will you know that you're
married?
NELLY MORRIS.
(_A little bitterly._) I shall wake to the fact soon enough.
PRIMROSE DEANE.
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