The Prude's Progress: A Comedy in Three ActsJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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The Prude's Progress: A Comedy in Three Acts
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
Comedy plays; English drama -- 19th century
(_Crying._) Yes, Mr. Cherry. I just looked in to comfort her a bit, you
know. I'm sure the poor child needs it.
ADAM CHERRY.
Ah, I'll tell you what it is, Mrs. Wheedles. Wheedles must have had a
damp time of it. I don't wonder at his leaving you.
NELLY MORRIS.
Oh, do you think it wise to start her on Wheedles?
MRS. WHEEDLES.
I don't expect anyone to, Mr. Cherry, I'm sure. He was a fine-looking
man, and there were those that lured him away. Not that I think it right
that a man who's once promised to----
ADAM CHERRY.
No, no! of course not! I didn't mean that. He was a villain, Mrs.
Wheedles--a villain. (_He bustles her, still crying, towards the door._)
MRS. WHEEDLES.
No, I won't say that.
ADAM CHERRY.
Oh, I would, Mrs. Wheedles, if I were you. Only I'd go downstairs where
I could have a good cry about it all to myself, and not come up again
till I felt better.
MRS. WHEEDLES.
Ah, no, Mr. Cherry, crying won't mend matters. We must grin and bear
things in this world. (_She is still crying._) You bring down those
potatoes whenever you're ready, dear. (_She goes off crying._)
NELLY MORRIS.
Thank you, Mrs. Wheedles.
ADAM CHERRY.
(_He closes the door and returns to Nelly._) That woman never wants to
go to the seaside, you know. She has a salt-water bath every day.
NELLY MORRIS.
Poor old soul. I think she gets all her enjoyment out of being
miserable.
ADAM CHERRY.
Yes, and you can't say she's selfish with it either. Oh, I just came up
to bring you this (_showing book in his hand_)--"Gray's Anatomy." I came
across it in turning over some old books of mine. It's--it's the book
your brother was saying he wanted, isn't it?
NELLY MORRIS.
(Smiling as she looks at the palpably new volume.) You keep your "old
books" nice and clean, Mr. Cherry.
ADAM CHERRY.
(_A little confused._) Yes. I--I'm very careful of my books.
NELLY MORRIS.
(_Opening and reading title-page._) Tenth edition, London, 1893. (_She
goes up to him, and without speakings gives him her hand very quietly.
He takes it in both his and pats it gently._)
ADAM CHERRY.
How is Ted?
NELLY MORRIS.
Very overworked, Mr. Cherry.
ADAM CHERRY.
Ah, well, the examination is only six weeks off now, and then he must
have a long rest.
NELLY MORRIS.
Yes, if he passes; if he doesn't, it means the old struggle all over
again, only with less heart and (_Aside_) less bread-and-butter.
ADAM CHERRY.
Ah, now, that old woman has been doing that. You mustn't _think_ about
his not passing. He's _bound_ to pass. I do wish she'd keep downstairs.
NELLY MORRIS.
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